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what the fuck are "phil trash number one allegations" mf they are not allegations you went onstage in front of an audience and called yourself that openly. the call is coming from inside the house babe

there’s not a mfer in this world I’ve ever respected more than 2009 dan. that was a mastermind. a man on a mission. he had one shot and he knew he had to take it. now he walks into the kitchen of the forever home he shares with the subject of “did you ever doubt your dream would come true” and gets greeted with “hello you stupid bitch”

my first 2k+ notes baby y’all are crazy for this one

Heavy is the chest that breasts boobily down the stairs

I just cannot ever get some alone time in the shampoo and conditioner aisle like let me think !