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MATTHEW LILLARD as Tim in DEAD MAN’S CURVE (1998) dir. Dan Rosen

of   course,   his   dad   was   still   a   cheapskate.   typical.   it’s   not   like   he   didn’t   have   the   money   either.   tatum   had   been   convinced   since   they   were   children   that   stu’s   family   had   more   wealth   than   he   wanted   to   admit.   probably   because   his   parents   were   always   going   on   lavish   vacations   and   leaving   stu   behind.   tatum   swirled   the   cherry   lollipop   in   her   mouth   when   he   started   playing   with   her   hair.   that   drove   her   crazy   in   the   best   way.   “oh,   yeah   …   how’s   that?”

"Well, the bikini car wash is always an option." he teases. Smirks an obnoxious but playful smirk and gives her braid a little tug, "Picture it... you, Sid. Bikinis. Soapy water." he tacks on, in his best movie snob voice, "Perhaps a kiddie pool full of jell-o. We'll make a fortune. We could buy a limo." but voice is dropped pretty quick and his smirk winds out to a full, energetic grin, "Hey, anything could happen, I'm just sayin'! Maybe I'll get in on the action? I'd look good in a two-piece, right?" Stu's boundless energy can be draining to everyone around him, but he doesn't seem to notice. He punctuates his joke by cupping his non-existent bosoms over his t-shirt and he shoots Tatum an expectant look, "Do you think I need a wonder bra?" Why does anyone put up with him? "No, seriously. I'll get the money, okay?"

Billy narrowed his eyes and a look followed that screamed for Stu to cut that shit out and be more careful. "Please. I can just swipe the money from Dad's wallet. You know he doesn't give a fuck." It's not like Hank even remembered he had a son at the best of times. "But good boy getting the drinks." He said, teasing like he wasn't just threatening him a second ago. If anyone knew how Billy really was it, it was Stu. Though even then there was still stuff he kept buried inside. His attention was taken from Stu to Randy. "You better not ruin the fucking party either." He said, shifting his mood again as he spoke to Randy.

Randy seized up as Stu grabbed his shoulders and muttered, "Why are you guys always giving me a lap dance? I didn't sign up to be the tomatoes in a psycho sandwich." He was too stupid to be scared of them. They seemed to be ignoring him, anyway. Talking right through him like he wasn't even there. Typical! Girls did the same thing but they didn't usually flank him while they were doing it. He glared at Billy through his threat, "I'm not gonna ruin your stupid party. Besides, it's at Stu's. The cops break those things up in a half hour, anyway." He looked over his shoulder at Stu, "Would you get off me?"

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Billy heard the comment and only smirked. She might not be getting any but he still was. Though only Stu and Christina knew about that. "She definitely wouldnt be getting it from you. Though i guess you two do have the whole virgin thing in common." He retorted, eyes glancing over his shoulder briefly as he took a drag of the cigarette between his lips.

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Scream (1996)

“i   know   it’s   not   for   another   month,   but   i   think   we   should   rent   a   limo   for   prom.   sid   said   she   would   pitch   in.   how   much   can   you   get   from   your   dad?”  

Stu’s always a little over-the-top, but the mere mention of prom --- of something that far away? He can’t help grinning like a jack-o-lantern. Days are longer, now. Summer’s coming and, for Stu, that means something a little more than it does for the rest of the class. He abruptly, dramatically packs his grin away and shoots Tatum a lil repentant pout, “Sorry. It’s just my dad’s already shelling out for a sweet-ass tux, so asking him’s a no-go. But,” he reaches out to tame a little strand of hair off her forehead, tuck it behind her ear where he can get to one of those adorable pigtail braids. She’s so pretty. Everyone in school’s jealous as fuck of him, which is exactly how he likes it. He gently twists the braid in his hand, gives her a cartoonishly innocent look, “I bet I could get the money.”

Matthew Lillard’s piercings in Senseless (1998)