🍒A Magical Idiot🍒

my fucking cat just punkd me. i was sitting in my living room looking outside having like a creepy weird paranoid feeling like "what if there was some fucked up creature looking into my window right now and we locked eyes" and im kinda stoned so i was really staring out there for a minute and when i finally looked away it turns out my cat had soundlessly walked right up to where i was sitting so as soon as i turned my head i was staring right into his little eyes and it scared the absolute piss out of me and i screamed my goddamn head off cause i was thinking about staring into some creatures eyes only to turn and see some creatures eyes right in front of me. and this little asshole didnt even flinch when i screamed.