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HOW DO I OPEN THE PUSSY CHAKRA????????????????

Also basically all of the talk shows can go off the air now. Such contrived hosts all of them. I saw a post on Twitter that was like “This is how these celebs are dealing with quarantine.” And it was a picture of Ellen like pretending to be losing her mind on her couch. Like Ellen go for a run maybe? Your property has multiple acres. I’m not even being bitter I just think it’s so tacky and out of touch. I’m incapable of understanding what Jimmy Kimmel is as an entity

you can’t quarantine this pussy

I’m beautiful, sexy, and powerful because I haven’t seen that video of celebrities singing Imagine

why is the climate trying to change? just be yourself bb 💕

booty shorts that say “i am indirectly responsible for verizon’s billion dollar loss” on the ass

men will see a film and think it was good

sorry for being so sexy i dont know whats wrong with me

republican bitches really be having babies with their military husbands at age 18, moving to the middle of fuck empty USA and being like "this... Is living ❤️"

if a man has even one brain cell. he will use that to manipulate u

lil nas x is barely twenty he’s just a normal young gay black kid who wrote a fun carefree song about a video game and got mega famous literally overnight. he literally came out as a response to pressure and public outing and now people are using that to make crass innuendo because now that he’s gay it’s suddenly a dirty sexual thing i’m so tired. just be normal and let him be a normal young man.

some of you only hate a sign because it’s your father’s sign and that’s valid and i love you