Lil crow hc I've had in mind for a while
Kaz, pointing at his broken cane: So.
the rest of the crows: *absolute and utter silence*
Kaz: I'm not mad, I just want to know
Inej, immediately: I did it. I broke i-
Jesper: Don't look at me, look at Matthias
Matthias: I didn't break it
Jesper: huh, that's weird... how'd you even know it was broken then, huh?
Matthias: because it's sitting right in front of us AND THE DEMJIN SAID IT'S BROKEN
Matthias: the only thing suspicious is why Kaz is actually asking us instead of manipulating us into confessing.
The Crows: *absolutely silent*
Kuwei, piping up from literally nowhere: If- if it matters, probably not but um, Wylan was the last one to touch it.
Wylan: liar. I don't touch Kaz's things, I dont have a fucking death wish.
Kuwei: oh really? Then what were you doing by his room earlier?
Wylan: I was practicing self defence with Jes's guns and KAZ IS THE ONLY ONE PARANOID ENOUGH TO HAVE A BULLETPROOF ROOM.
Jesper: to be fair, Wy has terrible aim, he needs the bulletproof room.
Wylan: YEAH, everyone knows that, Kuwei.
Inej: alright alright, let's not fight, I broke it, so I'll pay for it, Kaz.
Jesper, lowering his voice: Kaz
Jesper: Nina has been awfully quiet
Nina: I thought we were fucking friends, Jes.
*cue the commotion as Matthias very loudly takes Nina's side and Wylan takes Jesper's side*
*everyone starts arguing*
Kaz: A splinter from the wood poked my hand so I broke it over my knee and didn't regret a second.
Kaz: but I predict that 10 minutes from now they'll be at each others throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Kaz: I'm bored and I need entertainment.
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