Ivnyvna

when i say im good at something i mean i suck slightly less at it than the other things i suck at 

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

women shoild only eat female animals and men should only eat male animals .

what about non binary people

fuck i don’t know

oysters

Glad I’m genderfluid

We can eat anything we want!

you have to eat oysters

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

the odyssey is impenetrable to YOU. I studied it in middle school.

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

Is that a trebuchet in your pants or are you just happy to siege me

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus