pink nightmare

‘’ HEY, SION’S LEGAL NOW SO I CAN DO SEXY THINGS WITH PEOPLE. ‘’

[ christian i literally. why. 

                         “ On the inside, but that’s neither here nor there. I might die when the payoff to this amazing display of pure tomfoolery pays off, though! But it’s still hilarious! ”

‘’ Is dying for such a petty prank really worth it ?? I mean.... If I were going to die pulling a prank, I’d kill the other person too. ‘’

                        “ Hehe – he – ohoho! I’m so nefarious! I put about twenty air horns under my mother’s mattress so when she lays down tonight, they’re all going to toot! This is the prank of the month, I’ll tell you what! ”

‘’ A-- Annie, sweetheart.... Do you like dying ?? ‘’