This is a side blog and there is a 99% chance I will not follow back.
Unabashedly edgy cringe-inducing they/them bitch. More caustic than toxic in that I'm not going to bite you unless you try to bite me first.
To clarify: I won't say shit to you... Unless you say shit to me. I won't start shit, but I'll gladly waste your time by calling you names and insulting you personally if you start shit. β₯ I never claimed to be nice.
The only exceptions to this are stupid brats interacting in spite of my "minors dni," (<- which is right there,) who will be blocked.
To clarify I mean interactions such as DMs and other private sources of communication. I don't give a shit if some kid likes/reblogs or drops a comment on a post. Public communication/interaction is whatever. Just don't go reblogging my naughty posts if you're like, 13. You shouldn't even be able to see them, I use community labels.
My opinions and actions are my own and do not reflect any broader community I happen to fall into. The people in them are usually much nicer than me, so fuck off if you want to try using me as some kind of an example in your idiotic smear campaign against this-or-that.
General content warnings if I decide to actively utilize this blog for (fictional) sexual content, sadism, masochism, incest, noncon, dubcon, abuse, necro, eroticized gore.
What you won't find here are lolisho or filth kinks, those are not my cup of tea.
Kink-friendly. Para-neutral. Obviously proship. Might drugpost now and then if I'm high or drunk.
My anti-harassment stance only extends as far as fiction. TERFs, reich-wingers, nazis, and other such goons deserve net zero peace and naught else but high-velocity sleeping pills. I consider those people (and antishippers, to be fair) beneath me in every single aspect.
If any of this bothers you, the block button is free use.
Ships You'll Find Here
At least when I'm in the mood for them.
Shiptype Key π = Romantic π = Toxic βοΈ = Rivalry π€ = Besties π = Besties with Benefits
Undertale
Non-familial Sans x Gaster (Classic π, pseudo-Classic π, and Iniquitale ππ versions)
Sans x Sans (Various, 'OC') ππβοΈπ€
Error x Ink ππβοΈπ€
Catty x BP x Bratty (Iniquitale) π
Undyne x Shelphys (Iniquitale) π
Fungyne x Shel (Iniquitale) ππ
Fuse x BP (Iniquitale) π
Fuse x Splatter (Iniquitale) π€
C*de x Whats (Rogue_Prog(tale)) π€ππ
Mo Dao Zu Shi
Xiao Xingchen x Xue Yang ππβοΈ
... :)
TiΔn GuΔn CΓ¬ FΓΊ
Xie Lian x Qi Rong πβοΈπ
Mind you I never got past chapter one hundred.
Cookie Run
Longan Dragon Cookie x Snake Fruit Cookie ππβοΈ
Hydrangea Cookie x Snake Fruit Cookie ππ€
Lotus Dragon Cookie x Snake Fruit Cookie π
Pineapple Dragon Cookie x Snake Fruit Cookie π
Affogato Cookie x Snake Fruit Cookie πβοΈπ€
That snake is my fandom bicycle .
The Legend of Zelda
The Fierce Deity x Majora ππβοΈπ€
Majora x Happy Mask Salesman ππ
Majora x Skull Kid π
Maj x Ora ππ€
The Legend of Mana
Pokiehl x Olbohn ππ€
Star Fox
Leon Powalski x Falco Lombardi ππβοΈ
Wolf O'Donnel x Leon Powalski ππ
Arcane
Jinx x Silco π
Rockman Zero
Kyuubit x Hellbat π
Omega x Copy X MKII ππ
Cyber Elf X x Copy X πβοΈ
Teen Weil x Omega π
Team Fortress 2
Engie x Pyro πππ€π
BLU Pyro x RED Pyro ππβοΈ
Heavy x Medic π
BLU Medic x RED Medic πππβοΈ
Kinlist
Fictionkin
I'm a spiritual 'kin. I'm fine with anyone except kin-for-funners from my various sources sliding into my DMs, including kintwins, so long as you're 18+. Minors who do so will be blocked.
WD Gaster (Undertale, Pseudo-Classic)
WD 'Bunny' Gaster (Undertale, Iniquitale)
Siiiighhh... Code (Undertale, Rogue_Prog)
Questioning Pale (UTMV)
Xue Yang (Mo Dao Zu Shi, Novel)
Snake Fruit Cookie (Cookie Run)
Majora (TLoZ, Manga) (Probably a soulbond)
MajOra (TLoZ, Twin Forest Spirits turned Evil Deities turned Mask)
Otherkin
The kind of fae that collects names and has to abide by their promises.
Therian
Some kind'a cat.
