Im not a plane expert but shouldn’t the pilot be…you know…flying the plane

Gone Girl (2014) dir. David Fincher

one of the most toxic things i’ve ever done is ignore the bad in someone because i love them

When you don’t think you have a chance so you friendzone yourself

this post emits a strong gay culture vibe

straight men’s only personality traits are saying “I have a really dark sense of humor” and showing you racist memes on their phone

the typo i made on this post is funnier than the original joke

men: *say female instead of women* me: *is not listening any longer*

i want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant 

Deodorant is nasty. What do y'all think people smelled like up until 70 years ago??

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

look in the mirror and they can start today

do you ever get stuck in between “it’s ok not to have everything on track i got time” and “i’ve already wasted my life at the ripe old age of 23”

If people were as nice to random strangers as they are to random dogs the world would be a much more friendly place