Summer Day’s

date men who communicate and apologize

i’m gonna say what we’re all thinking: those baby monkeys were problematic a.f. for preferring cloth mother over wire mother

they just hate strong women

this

why the fuck would i check my email, thats where the fucking emails are

My mum never has anything nice to say about modern music. It’s always “this song is shallow nonsense”. Yeah maybe I want to listen to shallow nonsense. What about it

That is a great response, I am using it forever now, thank you

twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

I don't like that watermark one bit

Thanks for the input smegma factory

you are growing from this you are growing from this you are growing from this

‘you are treated as ‘normal’ provided you never speak about or acnowlege your identity’

neither, importantly, do “passing” trans people. or anyone else.

“You are treated as ‘normal’ provided you never speak about or acknowlege your identity.”

i found out yesterday while my grandpa was helping me move that he consistently carries four knives on him at all times. it’s as natural as carrying around his phone and wallet for him. he says if anyone ever attacks him and takes his first knife, they’re in for a surprise. if they take his second knife? another surprise. his third knife? buddy, you’re in for a treat: another knife

i told knife grandpa this post got famous and he got real paranoid as if suddenly everyone everywhere is going to know he has all these knives on him