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Me: *cocks gun* Now, admit you’re gay or I shoot.

Luz: *puts hands behind head* I have nothing to admit.

Me: I’ll say it again. Admit your gayness or I shoot the Blight.

Luz: Let me rephrase what I just said. I have nothing to admit because I’m not in the closet.

Eda: All right, I’m leaving her in your hands. *turns to Luz* I’ll see ya in an hour, kid.

Luz: *shoots finger guns* See you!

*one hour later*

Eda: *slams door open* Alright kid, time to go ho—

Therapist: And they just laughed it off as if they hadn’t made me suffer from the moment I was born!