Intangible Nerd

No problemlo friendo. I’m very glad that they kept you around. Who you working with now?

I’m glad to hear that.  I’ve heard a thing called the Solution being mentioned a lot around here and I was curious if you could tell me what it is? 

It’s a bar which 90% percent of the staff here go to to get wasted.

What does it mean to get wasted? I’ve never heard that term before?

It means “get so fucking drunk that you can’t remember anything and you’ve probably done something illegal holy shit don’t have another shot you’re going to die”

Woah! *Ivan grins* That sounds like fun… I hope I get invited to do that someday …

You could probably just show up whenever you want and no one would give a shit.

Y...Yeah that’s true. *Ivan looks away and his smile fades a little* 

I’m glad to hear that.  I’ve heard a thing called the Solution being mentioned a lot around here and I was curious if you could tell me what it is? 

It’s a bar which 90% percent of the staff here go to to get wasted.

What does it mean to get wasted? I’ve never heard that term before?

It means “get so fucking drunk that you can’t remember anything and you’ve probably done something illegal holy shit don’t have another shot you’re going to die”

Woah! *Ivan grins* That sounds like fun... I hope I get invited to do that someday ...

I’m glad to hear that.  I’ve heard a thing called the Solution being mentioned a lot around here and I was curious if you could tell me what it is? 

It’s a bar which 90% percent of the staff here go to to get wasted.

What does it mean to get wasted? I’ve never heard that term before?

I’m glad to hear that.  I’ve heard a thing called the Solution being mentioned a lot around here and I was curious if you could tell me what it is? 

Unfortunately I’ve never read the actual files on 049 myself but I’ve seen some shit… This one time I was tasked with protecting a researcher inside 049′s containment cell while they were testing. The D-class was asked to shake 049′s hand and it was terrible. I don’t know exactly what happened but the D-class started to choke and spasm and he fell dead a couple minutes later…. we.. we stayed in there- Scp-049 cut the guy open like a fish and did some weird stuff and that D-class came back to life…. but he was practically a zombie.. 

Yeah, the mtf’s barely know how to keep classified information. The plague doctor is known as scp-049 and he’s an Euclid. I’m not too familiar with the second one you mentioned though, I’ve never worked with that one before. I’m pretty sure it’s a Keter class though.

(Cas hums thoughtfully, glancing down at the floor.) Alright… thank you for this. I don’t think I have any other questions right now— Actually … what are 049’s … uh. Anomalous properties?? (He sounds unsure about what the term is, but he’s hoping he made some sort of sense.)

Unfortunately I’ve never read the actual files on 049 myself but I’ve seen some shit... This one time I was tasked with protecting a researcher inside 049′s containment cell while they were testing. The D-class was asked to shake 049′s hand and it was terrible. I don’t know exactly what happened but the D-class started to choke and spasm and he fell dead a couple minutes later.... we.. we stayed in there- Scp-049 cut the guy open like a fish and did some weird stuff and that D-class came back to life.... but he was practically a zombie.. 

Mm. Ivan, then. Numbers can be so harsh, can’t they? Very dehumanizing.

(She nods, smiling) quite right you are, Ivan. I’m much more comfortable with the sentient objects… humanoid is preferred, but I can’t be picky.

Right again! …You won’t be too difficult to deal with, will you, love? I .. Am new.

Ehh… I’ll try my best not to be difficult. It wouldn’t be fair for me to give you a hard time after all.

Wonderful! What a sweet one you are. 

Yeah, the mtf's barely know how to keep classified information. The plague doctor is known as scp-049 and he's an Euclid. I'm not too familiar with the second one you mentioned though, I've never worked with that one before. I'm pretty sure it's a Keter class though.

Mm. Ivan, then. Numbers can be so harsh, can’t they? Very dehumanizing.

(She nods, smiling) quite right you are, Ivan. I’m much more comfortable with the sentient objects… humanoid is preferred, but I can’t be picky.

Right again! …You won’t be too difficult to deal with, will you, love? I .. Am new.

Ehh... I'll try my best not to be difficult. It wouldn't be fair for me to give you a hard time after all.

Not yet, no… nothing serious at least. Just… small tasks. I mostly just… help Ostrom when they need it, but… that’s really it

That’s how it’ll most likely be for a long time. I’ve got some good news for you, You probably won’t be assigned anything dangerous during your time at the Foundation. The staff likes D-class like you and generally keeps them around. Only the one’s that are uncooperative get stuck with Keter duty.