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s2 miwi meet epilogue byler
yeah bro my love for you is intrinsically woven into the very fabric of the narrative and is continuously the reason i find it within myself to keep on fighting and has actually empowered me to save myself and many others on multiple occasions but it’s fine if you don’t like me back or whatever
don't cry achilles. patroclus was probably just your tammy anyway
"Will is such a whiny little helpless scared boy"
Excuse me what?? Are we talking about the same Will Byers? I really have no idea where those opinions come from... someone's ass I suppose.
There's a lot of talk about Will being traumatized and all but can we please acknowledge that he is also one of the strongest characters in ST? Tbh he's kinda badass if you think about it... but just more of a quiet, resilient, selfless kind of badass...
Ok, let's recap:
01. Will at age 11 beggs his mom to let him see Poltergeist. Fucking Poltergeist. I know people who couldn’t sit through Coraline at that age… This kid is a horror and punk rock fan, that doesn't really scream "snowflake" to me
02. After being followed to his house by an unknown creature at age 12 he doesn't hide under the bed... noooo, he goes outside and grabbs a shotgun - a fucking shotgun! I'd like to remind you, that the only other kid to hold any kind of weapon in S1 is Lucas and it's a slingshot... In S2 Max holds a bat and Mike holds... well... a lamp and a goblet xd To this day I believe he's the only one to hold a gun among the "kids" generation and probably is the only one to know how to use it (though I wouldn't put it past Max tbh)... and it was S1
03. Kid somehow survives a week in another dimension that killed multiple adults during that time... not only that - he manages to figure out a way to communicate (smart kid) and one of his first messages to his mom is not "HELP", it's "RUN" - his priority is to save her, not for her to save him
04. After waking up in the hospital, the very first thing he does is ask Jonathan about a bandage on his hand as if he didn't just almost die... "Don't mind me! There's a cut on your hand, are you sure you're ok??"
05. Will at age 12 starts seeing things that brings him back to the other dimension that tried to kill him but this time there's another creature following him... Then gets possessed by that creature at age 13 and in both instances decides at first not to tell anyone about any of it bc he doesn't want others to worry about him or treat him like he can't take care of himself
06. While being possessed at age 13 he manages to find a way to communicate (again) with a fucking morse code (smartass) and apparently he's the only one aside from Hopper to know it by heart (while being possessed, mind you). And what does he communicate you might ask? Well, he figures out a way to kill the thing that attacks the town knowing full well that it will probably kill him too. Does he say it might kill him though? Nope. He'd rather get himself killed than put his loved ones in danger. Gladly Mike was able to figure it out...
07. After all of that at age 14 he finally can live a "normal" life while still feeling the presence of that thing that possessed him and took control over his body... and he is so fucking patient and tries to keep a level head with his friends that straight on dismiss him and he is able to take so much shit from them (especially from his best friend he is in love with) before he finally snaps. Then again he sweeps that under the rug and doesn't hold a grudge bc there are more important stuff happening which he can feel thanks to that lovely bluetooth connection he has with his former supernatural abuser
08. At age 15 (shortly after his birthday that everyone forgot) he buries his feelings again for (what he believes is) the greater good. He "sells" his own love and a painting that he poured his heart into to repair his best friend's relationship and to cure his insecurities. After that he encourages said friend to make a grand confession at his own expense bc he believes that it might save the day.
And after all of this you want to tell me that he's whiny, weak and helpless? Did we watch the same show?
Funny thing about Will being "saved" in both S1 and S2 is that it didn't come from Will... he didn't ask to be saved. It was Joyce's and Mike's love that saved him, that brought everyone else on board. It was all those people who cared and went out of their way to save him even if he didn't care to be saved.
That is not a testament of Will needing to be saved, it's the testament of how much he means to all of those people for them to love him this much to save him.
He is not weak, he is loved. <3
*I know he goes through so much more shit but I really tried to focus on him handling situations and how it shows his character and not on the stuff that happens to him that makes us feel bad for him if that makes sense xd
Amen!
And it's HOMOPHOBIA. (And oppressive gender roles.)
Will is not the kind of character who'll win conventional popularity contests. He's not a Steve Harrington. He's an example of quiet courage and resilience. As I've said before, "heroes can be quiet gay boys, too."
As Shawn Levy said, this show is an "anthem for the marginalized and imperfect." These people picking on Will echo the abuse that Lonnie Byers gave to his gay son, and Will in his OWN badass way has been defying his abuser.
Fuck 'em.
-teambyler

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both byler and jancy having complimentary career goals (photographer x journalist, illustrator x author) is so special to me in a way that nobody understands
Will is the og byler doubter
there's something so scrumptious about the fact that the first word el ever said to mike was no and the first word will ever said to mike was yes
therefore i conclude byler endgame
i don’t know what to say uhmm
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I HATE DRAWING ANATOMY!!!!!!!
wowee who could have guessed...lotf gen z au/modern au hc time!! (4)
roger used to be a boy scout when he was younger, and was surprisingly capable. he's collected basically every patch known to man
jack and ralph's arguments disintegrate back to arguing about their talents so often that-for a period of time- ralph was genuinely worried that he was tone deaf. he wouldn't sing in assembly because jack kept telling him he sucked
when roger first tries leaning into alternative fashion (goth, but this kid doesn't even know tbh) his eyeliner is SO bad. like sooo bad. panda rings around his eyes that were NOT intentional. jack genuinely loses it the first time he sees him.
maurice: 😐😐😐 no no it's good!! 😐😐😐😐 right guys 😐😐😐😂😐
jack and ralph share english lit together and get in trouble every lesson. it goes like: ralph offers a point----> jack says his point is better (its the same thing)-----> they argue-----> the teacher tells them both to stfu-----> they throw angry notes at each other-----> the teacher catches them and tells ralph to read them out-----> ralph refuses on the principle that jack's insults are horrible brainrot and also he cannot say 'kill yourself' in a classroom-----> the teacher reads them anyway-----> they both get detention
In year 7 piggy was the kid who had paninis lobbed at him. He's also the kid who opened the bottle of shook up fizzy drink in class (he did not realise it was shook up as he was too busy bickering with ralph.) he's basically the reason for the ban of drinking anything but water in lessons
maurice is a whatsapp status warrior🥀🥀🥀
during summer simon speedruns all of his classwork for the mere CHANCE that a schoolteacher will take pity and let the boys finish their lesson outside in the sunshine. it's like the one time of year when he's fully locked in. i kid you not this is how some of the boys even notice it's summer in the first place 💔💔💔
piggy used to post really passive-aggressive instagram notes with shit like 'pissed bc of that person...you know who you are'

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simon is soooooooo overrated i don’t understand how he’s people’s favorite character
he was so useless and every time he came up i was falling asleep because he’s so boring i was so happy when he died
confession #11 🫀
7/10 ragebait i know nobody would speak ill of the goat himself 🥀🥀🥀 points for your audacity 🥀🥀🥀
I love Ralph's development so much throughout Lord of the Flies
the way he starts out just like the rest of the boys- laughing at Piggy and revealing his nickname when Piggy asks not to be called Piggy, calling Simon queer and not using his leadership to his full extent and just being too lax with everyone and then the fire goes out and they miss their chance of rescue and the pressure of leadership and the stress of looking out for the group changes him, how he goes from ignoring and pushing Piggy away to valuing his advice and valuing his friendship, to making sure Simon is heard at the meeting, to trying to convince the other boys to get their act together and actually start working towards rescue instead of lazing around all day
how he matures from watching the ship disappear from the horizon knowing it was their immaturity and inability to focus on their goal of rescue and Ralph's own lenient leadership that failed them that day, vowing to never let it happen again and to always focus on the end goal, all trace of the old Ralph gone, yet he still gets distracted he still joins Jack's hunt and almost hurts Robert(? might be someone else) with the other boys, he still joins Jacks group at the feast and kills Simon along with the other boys.
Ralph gets so close to slipping into the same fate as the others yet he still perseveres and holds on to the responsibility he feels towards the other boys and making sure they get home, he's still guilty and remorseful over the ship pass away, his guilt and grief stop him from embracing his impulsiveness, his guilt and responsibility keeps him sane and focused on the welfare rather than the happiness of the group, keeps him aware and full of clarity even as he's literally dissociating and distressed over the events of the book, and then finally realizing how easy it is to fall victim to being in the moment and how easy it is to hurt someone, how hard it truly is to be good, how evil exists inside them all
despite how much he changes I appreciate how his goal has always been to be rescued and how he holds on to hope and represses his impulsivity in order to work towards rescue, Ralph's internal struggle to repress his own desires and impulses because of his self perceived responsibility is so so interesting to me and watching him mature thought out the book is both heartbreaking yet admirable
this is SUCH an accurate summary of his character your takes are so well-thought out and articulated.
i love the part of the novel where HE has to be the one to say that they murdered Simon, even when piggy, who we've been lead to see is a voice of reason, doesn't.
'finally realizing how easy it is to fall victim to being in the moment and how easy it is to hurt someone, how hard it truly is to be good,'-so so good. major kudos :D
Tysm!! That’s also such a good moment I completely forgot about him being the only one too acknowledge that Simon‘s death was murder
I think the reason(and what my English teacher taught us lol) why piggy doesn’t acknowledge that Simon’s death was murder and even defends it because he’s so rational that he cannot fully understand human nature because humanity is inherently irrational and that’s why he’s able to determine the beast isn’t real but never comes to the conclusion that the beast is something within them all in constant to Simon is able to recognize the irrationality of everyone due to his position as loner(looking outside in rather than piggy who is basically Ralph’s right man and on the ‘inside’(to some degree)), piggy’s rationality is both a blessing and curse, he’s able to make logical choices/decisions and is clear headed(being a good advisor for the group, listing logical paths of action for the future, convincing Ralph to stay as chief and recognizing that Jack will hurt him if Ralph leaves the picture) but also doesn’t understand certain concepts due to his rigidness(doesn’t understand the true nature of the ‘beast’, assigning/placing authority on the conch longgg after everyone stops gaf about it, denying Simon’s murder the whole reason I went off on a tangent😭😭😭)
I LOVE THE WAY YOU PUT THIS I 100% AGREE
I also love the fact you highlighted Simon as looking in as opposed to being shut out of the boys. I am a firm believer that he doesn't belong to the hierarchy of the boys that they seem to have formed- he is entirely separate from the flock himself (hence his ability to see things that the others can't) you've genuinely kickstarted my urge to write an essay on this 😭😭😭
This explanation of Piggy's actions is also so good. Props to you and your teacher, I wholeheartedly agree- I also found him, to a slightly lesser extent, hypocritical within the events of the book, in his ability to outline the problems and 'savagery' in Jack's actions yet not in his own, (which i guess does relate to how he perceives human nature. and maybe links to the whole ww2 context...)
Your braindumps are so fire by the way; i was recently reading your post on how the boys who are killed are outlined to be explicitly 'different' and yes yes yes you've hit the nail on the HEAD omg. love your takes so much!!!
I love Ralph's development so much throughout Lord of the Flies
the way he starts out just like the rest of the boys- laughing at Piggy and revealing his nickname when Piggy asks not to be called Piggy, calling Simon queer and not using his leadership to his full extent and just being too lax with everyone and then the fire goes out and they miss their chance of rescue and the pressure of leadership and the stress of looking out for the group changes him, how he goes from ignoring and pushing Piggy away to valuing his advice and valuing his friendship, to making sure Simon is heard at the meeting, to trying to convince the other boys to get their act together and actually start working towards rescue instead of lazing around all day
how he matures from watching the ship disappear from the horizon knowing it was their immaturity and inability to focus on their goal of rescue and Ralph's own lenient leadership that failed them that day, vowing to never let it happen again and to always focus on the end goal, all trace of the old Ralph gone, yet he still gets distracted he still joins Jack's hunt and almost hurts Robert(? might be someone else) with the other boys, he still joins Jacks group at the feast and kills Simon along with the other boys.
Ralph gets so close to slipping into the same fate as the others yet he still perseveres and holds on to the responsibility he feels towards the other boys and making sure they get home, he's still guilty and remorseful over the ship pass away, his guilt and grief stop him from embracing his impulsiveness, his guilt and responsibility keeps him sane and focused on the welfare rather than the happiness of the group, keeps him aware and full of clarity even as he's literally dissociating and distressed over the events of the book, and then finally realizing how easy it is to fall victim to being in the moment and how easy it is to hurt someone, how hard it truly is to be good, how evil exists inside them all
despite how much he changes I appreciate how his goal has always been to be rescued and how he holds on to hope and represses his impulsivity in order to work towards rescue, Ralph's internal struggle to repress his own desires and impulses because of his self perceived responsibility is so so interesting to me and watching him mature thought out the book is both heartbreaking yet admirable
this is SUCH an accurate summary of his character your takes are so well-thought out and articulated.
i love the part of the novel where HE has to be the one to say that they murdered Simon, even when piggy, who we've been lead to see is a voice of reason, doesn't.
'finally realizing how easy it is to fall victim to being in the moment and how easy it is to hurt someone, how hard it truly is to be good,'-so so good. major kudos :D
Roger would be one of those alternative kids who swear they're different and misunderstood than turn around and terrorize the younger kid's in the school. I also feel like he'd throw around the word poser so much for stupid little things knowing damn well he does the same thing. His ass is hypocritical asf, but no one ever calls him out because he'd probably find a way to sneak a venomous snake into their room at night or something. 💔💔
wait you're so real for this. he'd definitely not know the difference between emo and goth (initially at least)
his teachers just know him as 'that alternative kid' bc not even THEY'RE sure lmaoo 🥀🥀🥀
Jack … any Jack …….
kids don't even say bless you anymore they just look at u like this......

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more random modern/gen z au lotf headcanons!!
piggy would def be that kid who goes allergy for allergy with you. you're allergic to dust? thats rough buddy. he's allergic to dust AND grass AND pollen. you can't have pizza because you're lactose intolerant? oh no. he ate peanuts when he was younger and almost DIED. so.
simon turns up for every lesson with all his stationery loose in his bag. there are like seventeen sheets in there from four different subjects. every time he runs through the corridors his bag obnoxiously rattles and every time he sits down for a lesson he spends 5 minutes rooting around looking for a pen.
simon is also the first to offer to lend a pen (quietly) and all the class heaves a sigh in dread because the next ten minutes will be him pulling random shit out of his bag. one time he pulled a whole box of chocolates but had NO pencil. it's a dark day in england when any of the choir boys have to rely on simon for stationery
every time the choir boys are at a school-mandated event they have to sing for (like SPORTS day of all things. their headteacher hates them) jack turns to simon with a heavy sigh and says 'you know. nobody would hate you if you fainted right now'. the others also use him as their escape plan; maurice tries jumpscaring simon in an attempt to get him to pass out, meanwhile roger behind him is just whispering under his breath 'faint faint faint faint' like a subliminal. NONE of them know how fainting works 💔💔💔
littlun year 7s with their MASSIVE backpacks with EVERY book from EVERY subject at ALL times running around in hallways and knocking piggy over. jack finds this the funniest thing in the world and says piggy is 'one of them'.
simon does just end up passing out at the events he's really freaked out for and they all still poke fun at him for it. it's all part of jack merridew's foolproof plan anyways (ie. give the kid a solo in the song you really don't want to perform, and have no back-up plan. boom! now you don't have to sing imagine dragons in front of the whole school!)
there's graffiti all over any of the desks that the boys work at; jack obnoxiously writes his initials in calligraphy to the point where there's more desks with his initials than without. ralph uses his ruler to saw at the edges of the desk absent-mindedly like he's 9 years old. piggy draws smiley faces in pencil so he can smudge them away when a teacher comes over. simon doodles in pen at the very corners of the desk so his arms are always ink-stained
every lesson, sam and eric argue over who can draw better and make a point of drawing cartoon versions of themselves on each other's sheets. this means they get in trouble every other lesson. (this is, however, more to do with the fact they end up squabbling and trying to scribble out the other's bad caricature, eventually tearing their worksheets and disrupting everyone else. every teacher is sick of their shit)
is it bad that ive been laughing at this drawing for a minute straight like I haven’t experienced this b4.
why is it everytime I draw Roger and Simon together Roger is just lurking behind Simon 💔
this is how mulberry boy ACTUALLY died btw 💔💔💔
YOUR ART IS SO CUTE IM ACTUALLY SO HONOURED YOU DREW THIS. FAINT FAINT FAINT❗❗❗
even more random lotf gen z au/modern au hcs !!!! [lowk jack centric] (3)
jack merridew's the type of guy to laugh at ralph getting jumpscared by a spider and then swivel around and immediately get jumpscared by the same spider
the boys all think the school held dances/discos are the stupidest things on earth. maurice requests the same song like ten times in the row from the underpaid DJ. piggy awkwardly stands in the corner and pretends he isn't there. jack's entire wardrobe is full of the most hideous (probably designer) formal wear ever so this is the first time he's MEANT to blend in but everyone rolls up in casual clothes anyway. the choir spends a good five minutes laughing at him when he isn't looking and then staring at him like this 😐😐😐 when he is
simon and roger race each other around the school hall and accidentally cause like ten people in their year to spill water on each other. when everyone else joins in everything disintegrates and the dance gets shut down early because like ten kids are rolling around on the floor in pain 💔💔💔
every time piggy opens his mouth to speak at a whole school council meeting jack says 'on RALPH'S soul this is fire' regardless of what the suggestion is. ralph fucking hates it but can't lunge at him from across the room bc he's running said meeting. sigh this is the turmoil that comes with being employed
jack with all his expensive stationery and embossed notebooks with the rest of the choir boys next to him- designated freeloaders-ready to scribble ALL over his paper 💔
speaking of which jack DEFINITELY has one of those engraved fountain pens with his name on it. he gets one basically every year as a birthday gift from his parents and makes it a point to show it off
the boys are the biggest reason for high littlun (year 7) mortality rates. glow sticks are in fact officially banned from school events because one of the year 7s ate one after being dared to by all of the choir boys in a circle chanting go! go! go!
jack and ralph are mean girls but in different ways. ralph just smiles awkwardly at people he doesn't fw and side-eyes his friends behind him in a lmao-get-a-load-of-this-guy way. jack just straight up says 'no one asked' and gets away with it (he has made several lifelong enemies 🥀🥀🥀)