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It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

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"It's Pride Month, bitches," I whisper to myself as I repeatedly pick Deadpool or Bucky in Marvel Rivals.
So I’ve said Steve/Bucky is my modern Achilles/Patroclus and there are a few reasons for this rattling around in my head, which may turn into fic at some point:
Steve and Achilles both came into their powers by artificial means. Sure he was half god, but Achilles’ invulnerability came from being dipped into the River Styx by his mother Thetis. So in a way, they were both artificially “submerged” or transformed by a liquid into their god-like forms.
A major part of Achilles’ heroic story is him receiving a shield forged by the gods themselves. The shield is the most recognizable part of a suit of armor he given as a gift, in order to encourage him to return to fighting in the Trojan War.
Patroclus borrowed up Achilles’ shield and impersonated him on the battlefield. Being mistaken for Achilles led to Patroclus’s death when he was mistaken for Achilles. Bucky Barnes in the comics goes on to assume the identity of Captain America, and of course there is the fact that he “died” the first time seconds after taking up Captain America’s shield.
Patroclus’s death brought Achilles back to the battlefield. Where once he had little interest in killing Hector, Patroclus’ death made it his singular purpose in the war. Likewise, Steve fought in WWII but was not particularly bloodthirsty about it until after Bucky’s death. This thirst for vengeance could be said to have directly contributed to his suicidal plunge into the Arctic within weeks of Bucky’s death.
Achilles died soon after Patroclus, shot in the heel with an arrow dipped in the Hydra’s poison. Steve’s suicidal dive into the Arctic means that it can effectively be argued that he was taken down by HYDRA. (I may have actually gotten this wrong and the hydra-venom arrows of Philoctetes were used in a different part of the war, oops)
Unlike his other comrades-in-arms, accounts agree that Achilles and Patroclus grew up together, and were both taught by the centaur Chiron. All accounts agree they were close friends, the debate was only whether or not they were lovers too (the Greeks thought it was totally obvious that they were) and the only question was who topped. Likewise, Steve and Bucky grew up together (at least in the movie canon), something that cannot be said for the other Howling Commandos. In contrast with all his other comrades, Steve and Bucky were particularly close and had known each other most of their lives.
A few more thoughts:
Ancient scholars don’t actually agree whether Patroclus was younger and therefore “the beloved” of Achilles, or if as the fairer one Achilles was “the beloved” of Patroclus. “The beloved” in this case is sort of a gentle of way of saying “who was on the bottom” and the Greeks were really hung up on the idea. Anyway, it has rather interesting parallels for the fact that in the comics, Bucky was younger and Steve took care of him, but in the movies Bucky was older and took care of Steve. So, similar ambiguity, which I personally prefer to resolve as “they were both roughly the same age and took turns taking care of each other”, which apparently is a concept none of the Ancient Greek philosophers could quite wrap their minds around.
Though Steve would never have a “Briseis” situation, dropping out of the battle because he was supposed to give his slave girl to the commander the way Achilles did, I could easily imagine a similar and less gross modernization. Namely, if Peggy was taken out of command because she was a woman, I could very easily see Steve stepping down and saying he won’t do a single mission until she’s reinstated with full honors.
I do not think Marvel's "what if" series asked the right questions. We could have had this
It actually wasn't love for Steve that broke Bucky's mind control on the helicarrier, it was irrepressible RAGE and ANNOYANCE that Steve was getting his ass kicked and doing nothing about it once again.

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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"
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The horse thinks as it scratches an itch
no matter how bad it gets it cannot possibly be as bad as it was this time last year when i was using all my free time to replace the music in captain america the winter soldier with 2000s pop hits
Look I'm just going to go ahead and reblog this because I have watched it SO MANY times over the last couple weeks. It's amazing and I want more.
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tony name one time youve agreed on anything ever

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Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as
- sneezed wrong
- turned your neck a little too fast
- slept weird
- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual
- breathed
- failed to breathe properly
- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time
- looked too hard at something too far away
- knees
ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs
after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?
i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out
I mean, that's what the tranqs are for.
One of the best things about not wanting kids?
I don't feel the need to save names I really like for them. Instead I can use them for writing, pets, or whatever.
Critical Role has basically become my favorite thing.
Aside from playing D&D myself, that is.
Please accept that many people were unable to play anything but basic Kingdom Hearts I and II.
I don’t know about everyone else but handheld games have always given me migraines, so I’ve only played the main KH games over and I over. Yet over the years I’ve gotten a lot of guilt for not just powering through migraines just for these games.
Yes, I’ve read summaries of the games I physically can’t play. Can we stop accusing me of being less of a fan now?
The handheld titles have been remastered in HD and released on PS3 and PS4 as cutscenes or games as part of compilations which are KH 1.5, 2.5 and 2.8. You can even get 1.5 and 2.5 on one disc for the PS4. You should definitely give these a go. I’m doing that because it’s easier thanks to being on one console. Hope this helps!
And they are the first games I want to get when I get a PS4!

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Pixel Kingdom Hearts 3 trio wants to battle!