GOOD MORNING , CROSSROADS !

Heard you're tracking down those True Eye guys! Good luck, really, I mean it! I'm just hoping that the incompetence you've got at times doesn't get in the way of this!

[ @itstveetime ]

“…Call me that again and I’ll break that PHUCKING screen oph yours into a million pieces.”

Its very, very hot here.

“Yknow that Katana guy who got murdered a couple days ago? Phound this yesterday when I went to investigate the scene again. The people need to know that the a member of the Church oph the True Eye is responsible for this heinous crime, and that they’re dangerous!”

“Oh, and that I’m currently recruiting phor the police phorce so amass enough power and numbers to locate the Church and bring them down!”

— The Warden

(Art by meeeee.)

Oh, uh... wowza!!! That sure is...

[ Hyperlasers alone at a bar. He chose a new spot to visit, unfamiliar with the bartender and patrons around here he felt... Exposed. He stuck out like a sore thumb with his helmet and Blackrock uniform he really should stop wearing. ]

[ He sighed, grabbing a fresh glass of whiskey and downing it. Hyperlaser seemed different. More down on himself. More... Emotional. Obviously hes on a quest to try and get himself drunk, which was very rare to see from anyone who knew him. ]

[ Something must've happened clearly. ]

[ T. Vee rarely went places without purpose, whether or not their fellow Inphernals were aware of such. However, that did little to change the way his eyes locked onto Hyperlaser as he entered the bar, a smile spreading across the TV screen they wore atop their head. ]

"Heya! You seem a bit..."

[ T. Vee began to speak as he approached Hyperlaser, already a bit... too close for comfort. ]

I'd much rather be alone, thanks.

[ He then turned away from them and went back to the bar, sighing watching the ice dip and swirl in his glass as he sipped at it. Hyperlaser knew that he had to be careful about what he said and how he acted... T. Vee could turn anything into a hot new topic and Hyperlaser didn't want that kind of attention. Or any attention at all to be honest. ]

"C'mon, now! Don't be so negative!'

[ Unfortunately... They didn't give up yet. He trailed behind Hyperlaser, almost bouncing with each step. It was as if he was boiling with anticipation, with words he felt he needed to get out. ]

"You act like I'm about to beg you for some silly little interview, when that's not the case at all! Besides,"

[ Hyperlaser froze up, stopping as he turned and stare down at the tv headed inphernal trailing him. He put a hand on his shoulder tightly almost like a warning. He evidently want in the mood for this right now... And T. Vees persistency was only making him worse. The mercenary had to clear this out before anything stupid happened. ]

How about we talk outside instead.

Somewhere private would be better, dont you think.

[ T. Vee chimed, too upbeat for someone who could shoot him dead on the spot. Really, the only reason for this confidence was the fact that he knew what not to say— as much as he would love to poke and prod even more into the situation, they also didn't really want their head getting blown off! ]

"Lead the way, then! I'll be right behind you, of course!"

[ Could they be any less... annoying about this? Now, it's not like they were really intended to be at the moment, but that hardly changes things! ]

I dont know what you are trying to get at but I can promise you. Whatever you may know or have heard must not get published, I did what I had to do. I didn't get a choice in this.

I cannot allow you to talk about this. To anyone.

[ He stood back up and crossed his arms, tail lashing behind him in impatience and irritation. Hyperlaser truly had no time for this. He just wanted to hurry up and get back to drinking away his issues and feelings like usual. ]

[ T. Vee stated, raising his hands almost placatingly. Despite the serious tone of Hyperlaser's voice, that stupid smile almost suggested that he wasn't taking it all too seriously... but who knows whether that mirrored his actual express, or if they just wanted to seek friendly as to not provoke Hyperlaser much more than needed. ]

"Come on, I'm just very interested in your story! It's not like I plan to ruin your life or something like that!"

[ They exclaimed, placing his hands onto his hips. Let's just hope that acting so unseriously won't get him brutally killed! ]

"Besides, I'm sure headlines are already coming out about the whole... situation. Not like I'd be the first one to do it anyways, and nobody would even believe me if I said it was here!"

"...Again. I'm just curious about you. Not your crime, not your messed up past.

[ T. Vee paused, a knowing smile spreading across that TV screen of his. ]

I have nothing I want to say to you. I recommend you leave, I do not want anything to do with you or your talk show.

And I'm not about to be convinced of it either. So go. I will not discuss anything with you.

[ Hyperlaser stayed firm on his words, hoping that he would give up and leave. He had nothing to confess. Nothing to say to him that would end up with anything good happening... T. Vee was a rat and everyone knew it, the mercenary couldn't risk slipping up and having things come out about them. Especially not at a time like this. ]

[ T. Vee began, an almost bored tone of voice taking over as Hyperlaser provided them with little information. Nothing of use, that is— Nothing they could jot down for the next report of his. ]

"But, really! It's hard to just stop keeping an eye on you! It's not like you can really stop it..."

[ T. Vee joked, having to hold back a snicker at his own, unamusing words. They finally began to step away from Hyperlaser, making it clear that he was moments away from respecting his wishes. Albeit, not without one more obnoxious comment... ]

"Just keep your eyes peeled, yeah? It's not as if I want to get you arrested or something, but I can't just keep this information to myself forever. Surely you can understand?"

[ Hyperlasers alone at a bar. He chose a new spot to visit, unfamiliar with the bartender and patrons around here he felt... Exposed. He stuck out like a sore thumb with his helmet and Blackrock uniform he really should stop wearing. ]

[ He sighed, grabbing a fresh glass of whiskey and downing it. Hyperlaser seemed different. More down on himself. More... Emotional. Obviously hes on a quest to try and get himself drunk, which was very rare to see from anyone who knew him. ]

[ Something must've happened clearly. ]

[ T. Vee rarely went places without purpose, whether or not their fellow Inphernals were aware of such. However, that did little to change the way his eyes locked onto Hyperlaser as he entered the bar, a smile spreading across the TV screen they wore atop their head. ]

"Heya! You seem a bit..."

[ T. Vee began to speak as he approached Hyperlaser, already a bit... too close for comfort. ]

I'd much rather be alone, thanks.

[ He then turned away from them and went back to the bar, sighing watching the ice dip and swirl in his glass as he sipped at it. Hyperlaser knew that he had to be careful about what he said and how he acted... T. Vee could turn anything into a hot new topic and Hyperlaser didn't want that kind of attention. Or any attention at all to be honest. ]

"C'mon, now! Don't be so negative!'

[ Unfortunately... They didn't give up yet. He trailed behind Hyperlaser, almost bouncing with each step. It was as if he was boiling with anticipation, with words he felt he needed to get out. ]

"You act like I'm about to beg you for some silly little interview, when that's not the case at all! Besides,"

[ Hyperlaser froze up, stopping as he turned and stare down at the tv headed inphernal trailing him. He put a hand on his shoulder tightly almost like a warning. He evidently want in the mood for this right now... And T. Vees persistency was only making him worse. The mercenary had to clear this out before anything stupid happened. ]

How about we talk outside instead.

Somewhere private would be better, dont you think.

[ T. Vee chimed, too upbeat for someone who could shoot him dead on the spot. Really, the only reason for this confidence was the fact that he knew what not to say— as much as he would love to poke and prod even more into the situation, they also didn't really want their head getting blown off! ]

"Lead the way, then! I'll be right behind you, of course!"

[ Could they be any less... annoying about this? Now, it's not like they were really intended to be at the moment, but that hardly changes things! ]

I dont know what you are trying to get at but I can promise you. Whatever you may know or have heard must not get published, I did what I had to do. I didn't get a choice in this.

I cannot allow you to talk about this. To anyone.

[ He stood back up and crossed his arms, tail lashing behind him in impatience and irritation. Hyperlaser truly had no time for this. He just wanted to hurry up and get back to drinking away his issues and feelings like usual. ]

[ T. Vee stated, raising his hands almost placatingly. Despite the serious tone of Hyperlaser's voice, that stupid smile almost suggested that he wasn't taking it all too seriously... but who knows whether that mirrored his actual express, or if they just wanted to seek friendly as to not provoke Hyperlaser much more than needed. ]

"Come on, I'm just very interested in your story! It's not like I plan to ruin your life or something like that!"

[ They exclaimed, placing his hands onto his hips. Let's just hope that acting so unseriously won't get him brutally killed! ]

"Besides, I'm sure headlines are already coming out about the whole... situation. Not like I'd be the first one to do it anyways, and nobody would even believe me if I said it was here!"

"...Again. I'm just curious about you. Not your crime, not your messed up past.

[ T. Vee paused, a knowing smile spreading across that TV screen of his. ]

[ Hyperlasers alone at a bar. He chose a new spot to visit, unfamiliar with the bartender and patrons around here he felt... Exposed. He stuck out like a sore thumb with his helmet and Blackrock uniform he really should stop wearing. ]

[ He sighed, grabbing a fresh glass of whiskey and downing it. Hyperlaser seemed different. More down on himself. More... Emotional. Obviously hes on a quest to try and get himself drunk, which was very rare to see from anyone who knew him. ]

[ Something must've happened clearly. ]

[ T. Vee rarely went places without purpose, whether or not their fellow Inphernals were aware of such. However, that did little to change the way his eyes locked onto Hyperlaser as he entered the bar, a smile spreading across the TV screen they wore atop their head. ]

"Heya! You seem a bit..."

[ T. Vee began to speak as he approached Hyperlaser, already a bit... too close for comfort. ]

I'd much rather be alone, thanks.

[ He then turned away from them and went back to the bar, sighing watching the ice dip and swirl in his glass as he sipped at it. Hyperlaser knew that he had to be careful about what he said and how he acted... T. Vee could turn anything into a hot new topic and Hyperlaser didn't want that kind of attention. Or any attention at all to be honest. ]

"C'mon, now! Don't be so negative!'

[ Unfortunately... They didn't give up yet. He trailed behind Hyperlaser, almost bouncing with each step. It was as if he was boiling with anticipation, with words he felt he needed to get out. ]

"You act like I'm about to beg you for some silly little interview, when that's not the case at all! Besides,"

[ Hyperlaser froze up, stopping as he turned and stare down at the tv headed inphernal trailing him. He put a hand on his shoulder tightly almost like a warning. He evidently want in the mood for this right now... And T. Vees persistency was only making him worse. The mercenary had to clear this out before anything stupid happened. ]

How about we talk outside instead.

Somewhere private would be better, dont you think.

[ T. Vee chimed, too upbeat for someone who could shoot him dead on the spot. Really, the only reason for this confidence was the fact that he knew what not to say— as much as he would love to poke and prod even more into the situation, they also didn't really want their head getting blown off! ]

"Lead the way, then! I'll be right behind you, of course!"

[ Could they be any less... annoying about this? Now, it's not like they were really intended to be at the moment, but that hardly changes things! ]

[ Hyperlasers alone at a bar. He chose a new spot to visit, unfamiliar with the bartender and patrons around here he felt... Exposed. He stuck out like a sore thumb with his helmet and Blackrock uniform he really should stop wearing. ]

[ He sighed, grabbing a fresh glass of whiskey and downing it. Hyperlaser seemed different. More down on himself. More... Emotional. Obviously hes on a quest to try and get himself drunk, which was very rare to see from anyone who knew him. ]

[ Something must've happened clearly. ]

[ T. Vee rarely went places without purpose, whether or not their fellow Inphernals were aware of such. However, that did little to change the way his eyes locked onto Hyperlaser as he entered the bar, a smile spreading across the TV screen they wore atop their head. ]

"Heya! You seem a bit..."

[ T. Vee began to speak as he approached Hyperlaser, already a bit... too close for comfort. ]

I'd much rather be alone, thanks.

[ He then turned away from them and went back to the bar, sighing watching the ice dip and swirl in his glass as he sipped at it. Hyperlaser knew that he had to be careful about what he said and how he acted... T. Vee could turn anything into a hot new topic and Hyperlaser didn't want that kind of attention. Or any attention at all to be honest. ]

"C'mon, now! Don't be so negative!'

[ Unfortunately... They didn't give up yet. He trailed behind Hyperlaser, almost bouncing with each step. It was as if he was boiling with anticipation, with words he felt he needed to get out. ]

"You act like I'm about to beg you for some silly little interview, when that's not the case at all! Besides,"

[ Hyperlasers alone at a bar. He chose a new spot to visit, unfamiliar with the bartender and patrons around here he felt... Exposed. He stuck out like a sore thumb with his helmet and Blackrock uniform he really should stop wearing. ]

[ He sighed, grabbing a fresh glass of whiskey and downing it. Hyperlaser seemed different. More down on himself. More... Emotional. Obviously hes on a quest to try and get himself drunk, which was very rare to see from anyone who knew him. ]

[ Something must've happened clearly. ]

[ T. Vee rarely went places without purpose, whether or not their fellow Inphernals were aware of such. However, that did little to change the way his eyes locked onto Hyperlaser as he entered the bar, a smile spreading across the TV screen they wore atop their head. ]

"Heya! You seem a bit..."

[ T. Vee began to speak as he approached Hyperlaser, already a bit... too close for comfort. ]

I've been hearing lots and lots about you, and it's definitely caught my attention! You're quite the interesting fellow from what I've heard, you know that? People sure have a lot to say about you! Whether that be good or bad, heh...

Whaddya say? Care for an interview? Maybe it could be a chance to 'clear your name' from all the crappy rumors!

[ @itstveetime ]

Ah.. an interview, you say? Well.. I would love to clear my name, all of these rumors truly are making my lovely church seem like a horrible horrible place, and all we want is simply to aid those who need it...

Well, let's just start with a burning question of course!

Let's ask a nicer question, yeah?

As successful as it has grown, the church started off quite small. Seeing all the inphernals in despair.. it broke my heart. I heard a voice from above, something, someone... It guided me towards a great good, aided me and helped me offer refuge to all those who needed it most..

Just one more question, and I'll be out of your business, hehe!