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Tree my ginger goddess you need to remind them to smile INSIDE the restaurant as well as outside. Dear oh dear. And please ask Taylor not to walk sideways when there's real paps about. It's not a good look. She comes off deranged.

are you actually a tree? or are you just made of a tree? i don't get it help

How are you tree? Have you enjoyed yourself these last 6 weeks? How is it working with lovely Luke? How did he enjoy wearing his onesie at the 4th party? What did you have to promise Cara to imply Tom and Taylor were SLEEPING together on TLS last night???

Can Kaylor come out yet???

How happy were Karlie and mereDEATH when the stunt ended?

Did Taylor buy you something nice after the stunt ended? A nice bottle of wine? A case? A vineyard? A xanax factory?

Now when you gonna let her come out? Or will there be a new stunt buddy in a few months?

Hey, you're back! Has the stunt being over meant Taylor is no longer making you pop xanax like candy is containing her radiating homosexuality a full time in and of itself?

It's about god damn time Tree

Funny tho but Taylor still lives in LA 14 months later.