The Life We Live In

I hope you find someone that is emotionally, intellectually and sexually compatible to you.

why do homework when you could do me

Irena Sendlers story in wikipedia 

9/10

I have an idealized version of myself in my mind and she’s really pissed off at my life choices

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

WHAT

I hope you find someone who makes you look forward to waking up each morning. Someone who makes you fall in love with the world, but most importantly, someone who makes you fall in love with yourself.

i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream

you say this jokingly but i had a customer actually order a pumpkin spice latte with 9 shots of espresso (also no whip) and when i asked her to verify that she did indeed want 9 shots of espresso she looked me dead in the eyes and said “i have 5 kids”

Ayúdame a cargar con el peso de esta relación que me estoy hundiendo por tu falta de interés.

highkey convinced that fireflies do not exist and that the entire continent of north america is making them the fuck up

why r their asses on fire but more importantly why is everybody just ok with it

sounds like you would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies lit up the world as you fell asleep