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I don’t get how people like flip out if a bisexual person prefers a certain gender over the other like I prefer chocolate ice cream but I’m not gonna turn down vanilla if a cutie plops it in my lap like what

plot twist: she’s a very freaky girl that you can bring home to momma

fuckk off why is this the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen??

the pope reaffirms his dominance over all the bishops by flaunting his hefty and intricate catalog of church based party tricks. what the media won’t show you was his 15-minute collection plate juggling routine.

This is probably what Catholics would define as “a miracle”. 

no one is more amused by massachusetts accents than people from massachusetts

I'm loyal and kinky af, what more could you want?

put this on my grave

apparently this got notes while i was out. thank you for appreciating my Art

it took me a solid minute to figure this out

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@itsshortforzoeseph remember when we had to do that french project on the ecosystem that was babar inspired?

highlight of french class

Mein Kampf the musical

i just wanna get held by somebody who thinks i mean something so then maybe i’ll think i mean something too