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i don’t want to work i want to sit topless in the sunshine eating fresh fruit and reading with the loml

going into today with 0 cuddles but i’m gonna be brave about it

if you're sad just remember in how many different ways you can eat potatoes. you're welcome

brb i’m casting a love spell (moaning ur name when i cum)

Do my deep rooted issues and trauma make you want me?

is it ok if i lay on you and just feel connected for a bit

HEARTBREAKING: coworker you had normal casual conversations with reveals their rancid political views one day and you can never look at them the same

wearing the biggest shirt i own and the smallest shorts i own at the same time

“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made

Sometimes you gotta stop worrying about being the smartest and funniest person in the room and just enjoy being in a room with smart and funny people

an acquaintance told me i had the subtle guardedness of someone who “learned social skills the hard way” and i’d honestly have much preferred they took out a gun and shot me

sorry i can't shut the fuck up do you still wanna fuck me

i will fuck you so you will shit the fuck up

uhhhh

am i the coolest loser you know

yes girl I think it’s incredibly sexy how indecisive you are about every single decision in your life. I also love how you haven’t let anything go since you were 12. can we make out now

"you need to let it go" that would be really cool, unfortunately I'll take it with me to the grave

noo brain don't start missing things you've outgrown please ahah

wish $20 was $20 again.... it's literally $5. if ur fucking lucky