Random pearl of wisdom
I’ve found that sometimes when you ask staff where something is, they will stop looking at you. (Assuming you’re not doing anything suss, obviously.) Part of a lot of SA loss prevention training teaches staff to look for evasive customers who don’t engage. Wandering around can be great for scoping out a store, especially if it’s new, or has been refitted, and as others have said, if you’re looking up at where department labels are, it’s a great time to check for cameras (peripheral vision, people) as well as looking for where blind spots and open-ended escapes are. If someone sees you wandering about, rather than looking dazed and confused, it’s worth being proactive and asking them where an area is, especially if it’s not explicitly labelled. And when they tell you? Be nice, thank them, that sort of thing. No need to get too chatty and explain why you need to go to that specific area, but if you’re friendly and polite, a) it’s just called being a decent human being, and retail workers get a lot of rudeness so you don’t need to add to that, and b) if they’re at all inclined to not think you’re up to no good, or even if they’re sympathetic to lifters, they’re probably not going to want to see you as a “nefarious type” on a subconscious level if you’ve been respectful and friendly. And protip: NEVER go up to a sales assistant and just go, “Hand cream.” That’s fucking rude. Say something like, “Excuse me, could you please tell me where the hand cream is,” or “Sorry to bother you, could you please point me in the direction of the hand cream?” and thank them afterwards. Seriously, I might be a lifter, and I might be a bad bitch, but I don’t have to be a rude bitch to people who are being fucked over by the system as hard as we are.
Yes to everything. Also, if you are being sussed it helps to go and purposely browse near an sa. Most people don’t think shoplifters would go anywhere near sa’s, so if you seem indifferent to shopping near an sa it seems less sus than outright avoiding everyone.
Always be a kind bitch!!!



















