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With the heavy rain, most people are avoiding the outdoor garden centre area. The lack of activity and visibility could present a potential security vulnerability.
observed an empty cart placed beside a pallet of garden mulch and a step ladder nearby. After moving the ladder and I was able to unload my items and slip them all out above my head and went outside and recover my items .
I went to a homedepot a few days ago to buy several bags of concrete for a job. While I was shopping, I noticed a man standing in the same aisle as me. What caught my attention was that he seemed out of place for that section of the store, which was usually a low-traffic area where people rarely browse. FRIST THING I NOTICE IS HIS COMFORTABLE RUNNING SHOES!!
The man was holding a phone and appeared to be watching me from a distance. As I continued shopping, I noticed that he kept reappearing nearby. It seemed as though the loss prevention officer already knew who I was, as he knew my name and appeared to be monitoring my movements throughout the store.
Later, when I went through self-checkout, an employee asked me several questions and seemed unusually interested in my purchase. At one point, I asked for paper towels and followed the employee, leaving my cart behind.
After paying for my items, I loaded them into my vehicle and prepared to leave for work. As I was getting ready to drive away, the loss prevention officer approached me and claimed that I had left the store without paying for one of the items in my cart.
I was surprised by the accusation because I knew I had paid for everything. Since I was in a hurry and needed to get back to work, I explained that all of my purchases had been paid for. The loss prevention officer continued questioning me, so I showed him my receipt as proof. After reviewing it, he realized there had been a mistake and allowed me to leave.
I’m so gonna fuck with him when I see him next time.
Another haul! God I feel so much better now.
Vèř@ ŵ@ñğ towels - $50
Ķĩțćħêń @ǐďě mixer $500
🦈 hair tool $300
Bunch of dog food for a neighbor who fell on hard times - maybe $60?
Kitty litter - $5
Total saved : over 900! 😆
haul asf
LMAO how did I even Lyft this big ass grill 😭😭🙌🏻🙌🏻 yo the adrenaline rush had me strong asf I was able to pick it up all by myself.
Total saved : over 1k
Looks like I’m gonna have some competition ☺️

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after being gone from the community so long, most of my previous favs are gone. but i see so many newbies and tbh its cute, like yall have so much to learn :’)
anyway, im seriously lacking in lifting posts on my dash soooo
REBLOG IF YOU:
lift (duh)
post tips + hauls
live w/ someone who DOESNT know
have lifting stories
are brokegang
are in skool
are 16+
you DONT have to be all of the above !!
but itd be nice if you were at least 4/7
PSA: i follow from @bitchinthin
I’m currently 6/7 🙃 maybe one day I’ll post hauls
Looking for other lifter communities.
Dm me
The 5 stages of my life as lifter
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The Stages of His Descent
Stage 1 — The First Rush
It started small. A sandwich from a convenience store.
At first it felt harmless, almost like a joke, but the adrenaline hit him hard. The fear, the excitement, the idea of getting away with something—it hooked him fast.
Soon it turned into comic books and trading cards. Eventually he got caught, and the store called his parents. For most people that would’ve been the end of it. For him, it became the beginning.
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Stage 2 — Testing Limits
As he got older, he learned the weak spots in busy stores and self-checkouts. He would pay for some things while slipping away with others, convincing himself it wasn’t “real” stealing if he bought something too.
Every successful attempt made him bolder.
He became paranoid, constantly looking over his shoulder, but he also started chasing the rush more than the items themselves.
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Stage 3 — Addiction to the Game
At this point it stopped being about need.
He could walk into a store with money in his pocket and still leave with stolen items just to prove he could.
The adrenaline became an addiction.
He studied crowds, routines, blind spots, and how to blend in. The fear that once controlled him slowly disappeared, replaced by arrogance.
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Stage 4 — Losing Himself
He started believing he understood people better than they understood themselves. He manipulated situations, took advantage of distractions, and convinced himself he was smarter than everyone around him.
The stakes got bigger.
So did the consequences.
He got caught more than once. Each close call hardened him instead of stopping him. Trust disappeared from his life. Every stranger became either a threat or an opportunity.
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Stage 5 — Empty Victory
By the end, he looked calm on the outside, but inside he was constantly calculating, watching, and waiting. He treated life like a game of prediction and escape.
The rush that once came from stealing small things was gone, but he couldn’t stop anymore. At this point it wasn’t just adrenaline — it was the money, the lifestyle, and the feeling of control. Every successful move pulled him deeper in.
But the deeper he went, the more isolated he became.
He couldn’t talk openly about what he did. He hid parts of himself from friends, family, and everyone around him. Every conversation felt filtered. Every close relationship carried the fear of exposure.
He thought becoming “professional” would make him feel powerful.
Instead, it left him emotionally numb, constantly paranoid, and alone with secrets he could never fully share.
In the end, the things he stole mattered less than the parts of himself he slowly lost along the way.
please tell us the story about you jumping from the mall balcony, PLEASE
I was literally going to do ANYTHING to not get arrested. They followed me out from a mall store once and I was like FUCK NO because I was on the 2nd floor which means it’s only like 10 feet and I fuckin dived and ran to the exit
GI Gay
go hard or go home
That my boy
Shoplifters usually try to look ordinary, not suspicious. Most retail theft relies more on behavior and distraction than dramatic “movie-style” tactics. Understanding the patterns can help store staff, security, or even regular shoppers recognize warning signs early.
When dressing up the color I recommend is brown, grey and teal/green mix.
Common ways they try to blend in include:
* Dressing like a typical customer for that store’s demographic
* Carrying normal shopping items (basket, coffee, phone, shopping list)
* Pretending to browse casually for long periods
* Using phones as a cover to avoid eye contact or appear occupied
* Shopping in groups so one person distracts staff while another steals
* Acting overly friendly or overly confident to reduce suspicion
* Entering during busy hours when employees are overloaded
* Mixing stolen items with legitimate purchases
* Making small legitimate purchases to appear genuine
* Repeatedly visiting stores to become “familiar faces”
Some organized retail theft crews also:
* Rotate different people into the same location
* Use layered clothing, large bags, strollers, or booster-lined bags
* Quickly move between aisles to avoid sustained observation
* Watch employee routines, camera placement, and blind spots before acting
Behavioral indicators loss-prevention teams often watch for:
* Constant scanning of employees instead of merchandise
* Nervous pacing or abrupt direction changes
* Staying in low-visibility aisles
* Carrying empty bags into stores
* Entering fitting rooms with many items and leaving with fewer
* Frequently touching concealed areas like waistbands or jackets
* Working unusually close with another shopper without obvious reason
A major misconception is that shoplifters always “look suspicious.” In reality, many intentionally appear calm, average, and forgettable. Retail security focuses much more on behavior patterns than appearance.

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This is awful. It’s heartbreaking that some senior citizens are shoplifting just to get sent to jail because they have nowhere else to go. I wouldn’t want that for my parents.
$900 set.
I entered the store while it was very busy, with around 20 people lined up at the cash registers and 4 cashiers working at the time. I had a box of tools with me and stood in the middle of the line for a short period. When I got closer to the front area near the cashiers, I walked past the registers and exited the store with the box of tools without paying. No employees or cashiers appeared to stop or notice me as I left.
Why this method works ??
In busy retail environments, people sometimes take advantage of distractions, long lineups, and employees focusing on customers who are actively checking out. Staff attention is usually split between scanning items, handling payments, answering questions, and watching multiple exits at once. When someone acts calm and confident, they may blend in with normal customer traffic rather than drawing attention.
The layout is very similar to winners if there a 25 people line up with 5 cashier just find your timing when everyone is distracted. If I walked by a cashier they will assume that you already paid for it.
Tips look for tool events or big sale events such as Black Friday, grand opening and etc and dress clean and forgettable.
Been into fragrances lately and also want to make sure my girl gets whatever she needed.
I noticed rich area w1nners been packing heat and putting some expensive stock right on display.
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All items were enclosed in anti theft boxes, aka a1pha security box, these can be unlocked with an a1pha key, the same to unlock spider wraps.
When using, there is a latch that slides left or right, indicating unlock or to lock. There are some boxes that look like it has a button but it will still slide, it took my a while to figure it out because I legit though it was a button you press to open.
I don't have the same a1pha key as the video below, just one from Amazon but it's the same process.
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Going to take a small break as my dog got a spinal injury and will be going through surgery.
Happy hunting 🏋️♂️
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H0me$ense, b3stbuy, w1nn3rs, m4r$halls, $taples
Tools: N3odymium m4gnrt and @lpha key
H0me$ense was super busy, walked out with the knife set, blended in with a random family leaving
Perfume was concealed in my tote bag (pretty sure random shopper saw me but minded his business)
Smaller things are concealed under arm/inner pockets from light loose jacket (warm weather)
Browsed each store for around 10-15 minutes (I don't like being in the store longer than that), any detagging and concealing is done when only I'm ready to leave the store.
My guy, why do you keep buying those plies? Do you pick them up every single time you shop?
Be carful of be$tbuy always watch for little clues about security or floor walkers.
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This is genius. I wonder how they got caught??
types of lfters
lyftaholic,owns way to much fucking makeup, needs to donate so stuff already, lfts habitually,like goes lfting every Saturday morning or whatever, goes over the felony limit by accident, takes pretty much exclusively clothing and makeup, not the most careful and most likely to get caught
boring lifter, will go to a cvs and legit leave with advil, tampons, and a water bottle. probably fairly cheap. shoplfts from dollar stores, and steals the generic version of groceries. likely lives on there own and got into lfting as a way to make there budget better. not very materialistic, treats the stuff they lft well even though they can just get more
booster, steals like 47 mascaras, probably the one who keep posting about not dnaing from independent amazon sellers. has an internal spread sheet of what sells for the most money and what is easier to get hands on. despite this business they have no budget, no emergency fund, and are basically always blindsided by bills because they know they can just swing by the store a pick up 100$
the crazy bitch, probably takes glasses, silverware, and wall art from restaurants. the one who steals security camera. at some level just in it for the challenge. steals stuff for friends regular even when being asked not to, all their friends know they shoplft. if someone they know has a half eye glanced at a makeup pallet it will be handed to them once they get back to the car. you keep thinking they are going to get caught but they are crazy good because if they weren’t they would have been put in jail years ago.
the spreadsheet, this person have lifting down to a formula of what you can get, where, without every getting sussed out even once. they are the ones who scope out stores before lifting there, check out the local posting for lp jobs to see what loss protection does and doesn’t do, look up company policy on what to do with shoplifters, know local laws, write down where they shoplift and when, and preplan there route. absolute masters at dnaing because they can tell you the exact amount you can get from every website to exist since 1995.
I’m definitely between the crazy bitch and the spreadsheet