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Overheard during "Fun Friday"...

Student 1: Someone farted. Student 2: I think you did. Whoever heard it, dealt it. (Sassy) Student 3: 😒 That is NOT how you say it.

#spicy #overheard #conversation

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Got common sense? Then, use it.

#math #commoncore #coldblooded

Poor kid. Braces ruin everything...

#notes #lettersfromstudents #braces

My very own honey badger

Christina: Jake, you smell weird. Jake: I don't care. Jake doesn't give a crap what you think.

#overheard

Little known fact: the Greek word for "big cat" translates to "loin" in English.

#miscue #english #greek

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Makes sense.

#teacherappreciationweek #gifts #ilovemyjob

Au Naturel

Makayla: What is that smell? It smells like dog poop. Tasha: Sometimes I see Alan take his shoes off in class... Nathan: Well, sometimes it could be someone's natural body odor.

#overhead #bodyodor

I almost gave her credit for the word just because it's Star Wars related.

#starwars #Endor #miscue

Or maybe grouping?

#miscue #mathematics

Practical, but not quite what I was looking for. 😏

#science #test #writing

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Wise guy

A conversation I overheard outside my classroom this morning…

Kid 1: You’re not really drug free, you know? Even though you’re wearing red.

Kid 2: Why?

Kid 1: Because did you know toothpaste has drugs?

#overheard #conversation #wiseguy #redribbonweek

"brokale", kale for bros. It taunts the other veggies by saying, "Do you even lift, bro?" 💪

#miscue #writing #kale #bros

Monkey bars vs. "Crutch"

Chloe: (out of breath) Teacher! Landon fell on the monkey bars and hit his “crutch” and now he’s crying.

I follow Chloe, who helps me find Landon, weakly sitting on the blacktop with a tear stained face. I check on him to see if he is okay.

Chloe: One time, I fell off the monkey bars and hit my “crutch”, too. It hurt for a little bit, but then I forgot about it really fast.

Me: Well, sweetheart, the pain is a little different for boys than it is for girls.

Chloe: (shrugs her shoulders) Oh, okay! (runs off to play)

#conversation #playground #crutch #monkeybars #recess

Your kindness is truly “jeansyouwin”. Or fine, I give up, “jeansyouwin”.

#miscue #spellingtest #genuine

My favorite idea for a gift.

#Christmas #art

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I think he meant "Silent Night".

#miscue #Christmas

Phonetic spelling of drum sounds.

#Christmas #art

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