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for every minute my siblings don’t pay attention to my intro i’m gonna make them each pay me a dollar

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one sibling down, the other has yet to be seen, and i, pauline, will be swimming in cash

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i don’t know who allowed this to happen, but these angels are a month old today, and i’m overwhelmed. i spent several years resigned to the fact that i’d never have kids because i was miserable, and i didn’t want to bring kids into that environment. then i found timothée and realized that this is a human i actually want to spend my life with and can see a future with. can’t believe that me telling him i want a baby every day paid off so well and we got the two sweetest angels i’ve ever seen. and somehow we managed a whole month without breaking them, forgetting to feed them, or misplacing them. so that means i’m already better at this than most things in life.

i love you august and crüe. thanks for making this dream come true.

#MY BABIES!!!!!#gonna think of the PERFECT tag #babies

nicole is just really thriving these days

my babies!!!!!!!!!!

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timmy i’m waiting for my venmo notification :)

itsrealkiwihours

for every minute my siblings don’t pay attention to my intro i’m gonna make them each pay me a dollar

itsrealkiwihours

🤑

for every minute my siblings don’t pay attention to my intro i’m gonna make them each pay me a dollar

hi i haven’t done my follows yet and i could blame that on hashtag single mom life but that isn’t even my excuse. it’s just that i’ve been very caught up in mindhunter and... haven’t done my follows yet. i was so kind as to pause mindhunter for a little though so i could come say hi, i’m pauline, the ORIGINAL chalamet (not saying i’m the best, just saying i’m the original). you can find me either in new york or paris depending, hanging out with aliens and with a baby in tow who looks an annoying amount like his uncle timmy. you can also find me on hangouts at thequeenpaulinewastaken 🌻

#tournesol.#lhq.intro #lhq.selfie

my mom: wow, adrien is looking more and more like @rlvictorvandort every day!

me: WAS I INVOLVED AT ALL IN THIS CHILD EXISTING AT THIS POINT

#kids tw

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i knew it was gonna be statistics. i knew it.

adrien is just fully timmy’s kid now, not like i gave birth or anything

#kids tw

HEY EVERYONE ADRIEN GETS TO COME HOME TODAY

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@rlvictorvandort I HAD A GREAT STREAK

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you wanna move mountains? go ahead. i think i’ll suffocate instead.

#two point oh.

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@emonitequeen what did he inherit from you

@plantmcmi YOU TOO

i’m not going to be posting pictures of adrien online but i really really need everyone to know that he has so much hair and he has dimples and he has me and timmy’s nose

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