living dead thing !!

(trying to cheer you on) hey, lets grab this thing by the (remembers youre neutered) nothing

the thing about men's sports is that eventually they will start putting on displays of homosexuality so depraved you couldn't even find it in porn. and it's essential to their game

We need a big chart where we rank all tumblr users most impactful developmental trauma and illnesses of the mind so we can use it to determine who has senior authority when arguing about anime characters

Had a dream a dragon mutual sent me a dm like "hey i jusr wanted to let you know you should kill everyone in your situation" followed by a "sorry the dragon rage took over"

this strategically placed landmine will allow me to easily dominate the dance dance revolution competition

june is over... goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!

let's all be disabled this month... together 🤝

if you're not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer.

I don't have time for sex, I'm too busy running a blog that only 11 or 12 people care about