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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

"And you, SUH! Are you waiting to receive my LIMP PENIS!?"

I was getting "Shakespearean actor" vibes as well. I bet he was awesome to share a succulent Chinese meal with.

They should get a baby to eat. As a treat.

What is their crime? Trying to eat a baby? A succulent human baby?

When did Death Note get a live action gay porno

wait.

Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.

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hello character who is desperate to be a good person; i want to play a game. in front of you is the one person you will never be able to save. you have the rest of your life to make peace with this. there are no defined repercussions if you fail, but we both know you're going to attempt to win regardless. your time starts now

don't worry about the fact it's just you and a mirror in the room.

hey you kind of set off my prey drive. wanna get out of here ? you first

LMAO I just found out that it’s Stress Awareness week.

Mission accomplished, I am certainly aware of stress.

I am SO aware of stress right now.

I am not taking a risk

Not risking it pals

U know what I want potato of luck

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

potato I will never ask you for anything else in my lifetime please potato for fuck's sake

Alright potato, do your thing.

sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken

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