Hamilton: The mingling of dust and sweat, hefty textbooks, that one college sweatshirt, high school girlfriends, red pen on 12pt Times New Roman, Red Bull fueled all nighters, falling asleep on your term paper, bloody noses from fistfights, all consuming hunger, that poem you can’t name but cannot forget, hero worship

Dear Evan Hansen: Crying silently, sleeping through alarms, the school nurse’s office, back row at the talent show, checking your phone for alarms that won’t come, looking through photo albums of your childhood, keeping safe distances, board games, the smell of clean linen, the yearning for the ocean

Heathers: Fucking up your eyeliner, accidentally flipping off your mom, eating fruit while you do math homework, scanning lists for your name, scratchy jackets, sweaty handholding, kicking rocks, acne cream that doesn’t work, cherry popsicles on a spring afternoon, graffiti in the girl’s bathroom, curly pencil handwriting on loose leaf paper, the sound of music from someone else’s car as it passes by you on the road, shellshocked faces, faded red lipstick

Les Misérables: Marble that is past its prime, thin white dresses, stepping on cracked cobblestone, petal-soft kisses, mother’s necklace, hearing screaming through your rickety walls, cold sweat clinging to your forehead, biting into a peach that’s a day too ripe, rain hitting the dirt, going to church despite the pain

Be More Chill: Cracked phone screens, stealing bits of your friend’s lunch, playing truth or dare, incomprehensible inside jokes, weeds that look like flowers, sneaking out of the house, dancing to music coming from a phone speaker, platonic kissing, pink carnival tickets, dry-erase markers, cassettes, teachers that make weed jokes

Spring Awakening: “Am I gay” quizzes at 3am, the tight air of a local drugstore, staring up at your bedroom ceiling, posters of celebrities, piercing your own ears, kisses under the bleachers, failing tests, pink shag carpets, singing into your hairbrush, starting books but never finishing them, awkward family dinners

Wicked: Inscriptions on the inside of your yearbook, crying happy tears, slick black trench-coats, the screams of protest, staring at pictures in newspapers, eating lunches alone, laughter that drops off quickly, forgetting your own name, being willing to kill for your best friend, being willing to die for your best friend, dancing in celebration, refusing to show emotion

Phantom of the Opera: Intricate lace, voices echoing in cavernous spaces, footprints in freshly fallen snow, blood soaking through black suits, winding cursive on parchment, biting the locket your father gave you, the feeling of being in an inescapable trance, smelling roses but not knowing where they are, candles that have burned out

So I went through the Leeburr tag and now I ship it (damn it). I completely blame and thank @the-great-gay-jatsby for this idea so…

• Lee is a cuddler.

• Burr isn’t. But he’ll make an exception for Lee.

• Lee’s favorite time to cuddle is during their traditional Friday movie night. It’s just him, his boyfriend, and whatever cheesy movie they decide to rent.

• It’s almost always Eat Pray Love. Though he’ll never admit it, Lee loves that movie.

• Burr knows how much Lee loves the meaning behind the movie, so he insists that they watch it constantly.

• Aaron refuses to call him “Charles” unless he really wants something.

- Ex: “No Aaron we are not taking in a cat” “But Chaaaaaarles…look at her!” “… fine. Only because she’s cute!”

• They adopt the cat. She’s a fat, fluffy, tabby cat who hates physical exercise almost as much as she hates mornings.

• Lee. Loves. That. Cat.

• You will never see Lee without that cat in his arms or worrying about where the cat is.

• Burr has the suspicion that Lee loves the cat more than he loves him. Which may or may not be true.

• Lee’s worked in the office for a while, but before that, he was a veteran. He served two terms in Afghanistan before coming home.

• He has nightmares about all the trauma he went through and all the people he couldn’t save.

•It takes Burr a while to figure it out, but immediately leaps into Protective Boyfriend Mode the first time Lee wakes up sobbing and screaming different names.

• Burr quietly asks Lee why he didn’t tell him sooner while he holds him, slowly rocking them both.

• Lee starts sobbing and Burr holds him, Lee’s head buried into Aaron’s chest.

• “I d-didn’t want you to l-leave me, Aaron. I’m s-so scared of being alone. I’ve l-lost so many people…Please don’t l-leave me too. ”

• Aaron softly kisses the top of Lee’s head. “You’re not going to lose me, Charles. I promise you I’m not leaving.”

•Lee quietly cries himself to sleep in his amazing boyfriend’s arms, and Aaron never once judges him.

•Aaron is right there next to him on the 4th of July, holding his hand whenever a firework goes off. He manages to get through the day and he couldn’t be happier about it.

• Lee is the one to propose to Aaron.

• Its small and relatively quiet, just like the couple.

• Lee uses his day off to cook a huge, romantic dinner for Aaron when he gets home. When Aaron gets home, Lee guides Aaron to the dining table, which has so much good food on it. Aaron gets so touched, he doesn’t know how to thank Lee. Lee just laughs nervously, saying “Don’t thank me just yet, darling. ” After dinner, Lee takes Aaron out onto the fire escape and they just sit out there for a while, relishing each other’s presence. Lee decides to bring out the ring right there, no kneeing, no sappy speech. Just a straightforward Will You Marry Me?

• Of course, Aaron says yes, and that’s the story of how Lee got laid that night. Did I mention that they’re both really kinky? They don’t seem like that couple, but they are. Like REALLY kinky. Just wanted to drop that small fact in, sorry.

• They get married. It’s a small ceremony in June at Jefferson’s ranch Monticello. Everyone at the office attends. George officiated the wedding, Alexander Hamilton was Burr’s best man, while John Laurens made a speech which made Lee tear up.

• They are marriage goals. Legit marriage goals.

• Lee, being the southern cutie he is, calls Burr things like “Darling” “Dollface” “Honey” with a southern drawl. Burr secretly loves it.

• They go to every Pride Parade they can. Why wouldn’t they? They’re an interracial gay couple in New York for God’s sake.

• Despite the fact that they argue over every little thing, Lee and Burr are best friends with Laurens and Hamilton.

• People are constantly hitting on one of them, to the point that they’re both very jealous.

• One of Lee’s favorite memory of jealous Aaron is when a woman stopped them in the middle of the street to flirt with Lee. Before Lee could quietly tell her he was married, Burr slipped his hand into Lee’s and said, “His gay ass is married to me, keep walking” before dragging Lee away, who was laughing hysterically. Lee never lets Burr forget about it.

• They decide to adopt a selectively mute girl named Theodosia. She’s 14 year old and the sweetest person on earth.

• Both Burr and Lee learn ASL to communicate with Theo.

• Lee is very protective of his daughter, and Aaron is having to constantly remind him she’s a human being with rights.

• You can imagine how they both reacted when Alexander and Lauren’s son Phillip knocked on their door for permission to take Theodosia to the school dance.

• After sitting the boy down for a friendly chat, they give their permission for Theo to go to the dance with Phillip.

• The day of the dance, Pip shows up promptly at 7 in a suit and tie , smiling from ear to ear. Aaron and Lee decide to give him the “If you hurt my daughter, I will make your life a living hell” speech. Needless to say, Pip got the point VERY quickly.

• All three of them were shocked when Theo came out of her room wearing a simple dark red dress and ballet flats. Phillip was the first to react, smiling even wider then before and saying , “Theo, you look beautiful” which got the biggest smile out of Theodosia.

• Both men started crying when Theo came over to hug and spoke to them for the very first time.

• “Don’t worry Dads…I’ll be fine,” in a whispery tone.

• Pip and Theo leave, holding hands and smiling at each other.

• The second they leave, Lee calls Hamilton to gossip about their children. Burr invites Hamilton and Laurens over for a few drinks, and that’s how you get 4 grown men crying their asses off while watching Marley and Me.

• All in all, Charles Lee and Aaron Burr are just a happy couple with a beautiful daughter and a really fat cat.

[Burr]

There’s nothing like summer in a war camp. Someone in a rush goes to someone who’s ignorant. There’s powder in the air, I can smell it. And since in here I’m by myself - just let me tell it. We haven’t eaten in a week, We were weak, we were afraid. And even Hamilton now’s in need of a break. Theo’s broken up with me, We nearly lost the fight… That’s when general Lee Walked into my life. He said:

[Lee]

I know: you are a man of honor. I’m so sorry to bug you, mr Burr. But I don’t know where to go And I came here all alone.

[Burr]

He said:

[Lee]

Washington’s doing me wrong: Scholding me, ignoring me, Replacing me. He put Lafayette in my place, Said I’m nobody into my face…

[Burr]

So I offered him a hand, Offered to share a tent, He said:

[Lee]

You’re too kind, Burr.

[Burr]

I gave him piece of bread That I have socked away, He sat a metre away, He said:

[Lee]

Well, I’ll stay here, Burr…

[Burr]

So i said: Well, I’ll get you a cot. He turned red, He led me to my bed, Let his legs spread and said:

[Lee]

Stay…

[Burr]

Hey?..

[Lee]

Hey~

[Burr]

That’s when I began to pray. Lord, show me how to Say no to this. I don’t know how to Say no to this… But, my God, Lee looks so helpless. And my body’s screaming: “Hell yes!”

[Lee]

Woah…

[Burr]

Lord, show me how to Say no to Lee. I don’t know how to Say no to Lee… And the worst: I don’t wanna go.

[Company]

Go! Go! Go!

[Burr]

Then his mouth is on mine And I don’t say…

[Company]

No! No! Say no to this! No! No! Say no to him! No! No! Say no to Lee! No! No! This can’t be real!

[Burr]

I wish I could say It’s not the last time. But now every fight Can become the last fight. Three weeks later after this We find an unread letter From lieuteunant Laurens, John, Even better. Go on, son.

[Laurens]

Mr Lee, I hope this letter finds you in your grave. Or in a good state to fight, not just run away. It’s not like I am so angry, you provoked me. You see, that was Washington about whom you told…

[Lee and Burr]

Shit.

[Laurens]

Uh-oh, you made the wrong choice, you sucker. So time to pay for words you said and lives you risked, you fucker. And hey, you can keep sleeping with Burr. If you apologise. Or we will duel, that’s for sure.

[Burr]

Lee, please, we do not have to fight, We can flight And accuse Laurens of lies. He cried:

[Lee]

No, Burr! This mess, it looks pathetic, But Hamilton won’t let it slide. They won’t go, Burr!

[Burr]

So are we going to duel? My God, this will be cruel.

[Lee]

Burr, could you be my second? I don’t know who can be better. Please, don’t leave me now, I’m helpless.

[Burr]

My love, how can I leave you, I will help you. Whatever you want I will do, It’s for you.

[Burr and Lee]

God, show me how to Say no to them? Our lives will be ruined If we don’t shoot them. And the situation’s helpless. Laurens’s probably screaming “Hell yes!” Oh… Show me how to Say no to them, How can we Say no to them?

[Burr]

Lee, I don’t want you to go… No! No! No!

[Lee]

Burr, your life is on stake, So I won’t say…

[Burr]

No!

[Laurens and Hamilton]

Yes!

[Burr]

No!

[Lee]

Yes.

[Burr]

No!

[Company]

Yes!

[Burr]

No!

[Laurens and Hamilton]

Yes!

[Burr]

Say no to this… Lee, please, say no to this… There is no way we can’t go…

[Company]

Go! Go! Go!

[Hamilton and Laurens]

Sup.

[Burr]

So I went through the Leeburr tag and now I ship it (damn it). I completely blame and thank @the-great-gay-jatsby for this idea so…

• Lee is a cuddler.

• Burr isn’t. But he’ll make an exception for Lee.

• Lee’s favorite time to cuddle is during their traditional Friday movie night. It’s just him, his boyfriend, and whatever cheesy movie they decide to rent.

• It’s almost always Eat Pray Love. Though he’ll never admit it, Lee loves that movie.

• Burr knows how much Lee loves the meaning behind the movie, so he insists that they watch it constantly.

• Aaron refuses to call him “Charles” unless he really wants something.

- Ex: “No Aaron we are not taking in a cat” “But Chaaaaaarles…look at her!” “… fine. Only because she’s cute!”

• They adopt the cat. She’s a fat, fluffy, tabby cat who hates physical exercise almost as much as she hates mornings.

• Lee. Loves. That. Cat.

• You will never see Lee without that cat in his arms or worrying about where the cat is.

• Burr has the suspicion that Lee loves the cat more than he loves him. Which may or may not be true.

• Lee’s worked in the office for a while, but before that, he was a veteran. He served two terms in Afghanistan before coming home.

• He has nightmares about all the trauma he went through and all the people he couldn’t save.

•It takes Burr a while to figure it out, but immediately leaps into Protective Boyfriend Mode the first time Lee wakes up sobbing and screaming different names.

• Burr quietly asks Lee why he didn’t tell him sooner while he holds him, slowly rocking them both.

• Lee starts sobbing and Burr holds him, Lee’s head buried into Aaron’s chest.

• “I d-didn’t want you to l-leave me, Aaron. I’m s-so scared of being alone. I’ve l-lost so many people…Please don’t l-leave me too. ”

• Aaron softly kisses the top of Lee’s head. “You’re not going to lose me, Charles. I promise you I’m not leaving.”

•Lee quietly cries himself to sleep in his amazing boyfriend’s arms, and Aaron never once judges him.

•Aaron is right there next to him on the 4th of July, holding his hand whenever a firework goes off. He manages to get through the day and he couldn’t be happier about it.

• Lee is the one to propose to Aaron.

• Its small and relatively quiet, just like the couple.

• Lee uses his day off to cook a huge, romantic dinner for Aaron when he gets home. When Aaron gets home, Lee guides Aaron to the dining table, which has so much good food on it. Aaron gets so touched, he doesn’t know how to thank Lee. Lee just laughs nervously, saying “Don’t thank me just yet, darling. ” After dinner, Lee takes Aaron out onto the fire escape and they just sit out there for a while, relishing each other’s presence. Lee decides to bring out the ring right there, no kneeing, no sappy speech. Just a straightforward Will You Marry Me?

• Of course, Aaron says yes, and that’s the story of how Lee got laid that night. Did I mention that they’re both really kinky? They don’t seem like that couple, but they are. Like REALLY kinky. Just wanted to drop that small fact in, sorry.

• They get married. It’s a small ceremony in June at Jefferson’s ranch Monticello. Everyone at the office attends. George officiated the wedding, Alexander Hamilton was Burr’s best man, while John Laurens made a speech which made Lee tear up.

• They are marriage goals. Legit marriage goals.

• Lee, being the southern cutie he is, calls Burr things like “Darling” “Dollface” “Honey” with a southern drawl. Burr secretly loves it.

• They go to every Pride Parade they can. Why wouldn’t they? They’re an interracial gay couple in New York for God’s sake.

• Despite the fact that they argue over every little thing, Lee and Burr are best friends with Laurens and Hamilton.

• People are constantly hitting on one of them, to the point that they’re both very jealous.

• One of Lee’s favorite memory of jealous Aaron is when a woman stopped them in the middle of the street to flirt with Lee. Before Lee could quietly tell her he was married, Burr slipped his hand into Lee’s and said, “His gay ass is married to me, keep walking” before dragging Lee away, who was laughing hysterically. Lee never lets Burr forget about it.

• They decide to adopt a selectively mute girl named Theodosia. She’s 14 year old and the sweetest person on earth.

• Both Burr and Lee learn ASL to communicate with Theo.

• Lee is very protective of his daughter, and Aaron is having to constantly remind him she’s a human being with rights.

• You can imagine how they both reacted when Alexander and Lauren’s son Phillip knocked on their door for permission to take Theodosia to the school dance.

• After sitting the boy down for a friendly chat, they give their permission for Theo to go to the dance with Phillip.

• The day of the dance, Pip shows up promptly at 7 in a suit and tie , smiling from ear to ear. Aaron and Lee decide to give him the “If you hurt my daughter, I will make your life a living hell” speech. Needless to say, Pip got the point VERY quickly.

• All three of them were shocked when Theo came out of her room wearing a simple dark red dress and ballet flats. Phillip was the first to react, smiling even wider then before and saying , “Theo, you look beautiful” which got the biggest smile out of Theodosia.

• Both men started crying when Theo came over to hug and spoke to them for the very first time.

• “Don’t worry Dads…I’ll be fine,” in a whispery tone.

• Pip and Theo leave, holding hands and smiling at each other.

• The second they leave, Lee calls Hamilton to gossip about their children. Burr invites Hamilton and Laurens over for a few drinks, and that’s how you get 4 grown men crying their asses off while watching Marley and Me.

• All in all, Charles Lee and Aaron Burr are just a happy couple with a beautiful daughter and a really fat cat.