Best to forget; best to let go.

Anyone else go through that occasional phase where toast and butter is just the tastiest fucking creation on the planet and you have to restrain yourself from eating an entire loaf of bread in ten minutes

When you load up on caffeine to make yourself less sad, but instead you just get Accelerated Depression™

I love how fucking abstract the concept of Accelerated Depression is. Like, it’s vague as fuck, but we all know what tf it feels like

Date a girl who carries 2 multi-tools, 10 pens, a knife, a tic-tac box full of bobby pins, a bandana, and a spare bra strap in her purse.

I’m an introvert and I have to sit in the dark for 24 hours after ordering a coffee

i just wanna move out n live w the love of my life and make them breakfast every morning and we can dance around in our shitty little apartment to our favourite songs and kiss and fall more and more in love every day

be romantic with me, give me roses and hold my hand, but also be Romantic, engage in a distraught duel to the death for my affections on a church spire during a lightning storm

kiss me in the rain but also revolt against the aristocratic social and political norms of the age of enlightenment

id love for someone to please explain to me how i ended up terrified of any kind of intimacy while craving it constantly all at the same time

me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me me: you know?

that one friend who knows you better than you: yeah

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