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FIRST OFF

the pandemic:

some misc lads

much like bees’ waddle dance, i hc the earliest form of communication protheans developed in their *cough* primitive years was dancing - while emotions could be conveyed through buzzes and other small sounds, more complex messages and directions would require something a bit more advanced. as they evolved past wing-flight and to widespread biotics the use of wings in daily communications dwindled, but they were still used in traditional dances and rituals. eventually the use of wings was mainly kept for courtship dances and amongst mated pairs and intimate relations - as traditionally they would mate in flight for safety -, and a perfectly executed choreography of movements, sounds, and wing flaps would be sure to impress any potential mate.

also, javik has dancer calves and i just really wanted to draw him in a tutu  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

🔮🌿LAVENDER TEA BREAD🌿🔮

INGREDIENTS Lavender Cake: ¾ cup milk 3 tablespoons finely chopped fresh lavender 6 tablespoons butter, softened 1 cup white sugar 2 eggs 2 cups all-purpose flour 1 ½ teaspoons baking powder ¼ teaspoon salt

Lavender Glaze: ½ cup milk 1 tablespoon dried lavender buds 1 cup confectioner’s sugar

PREPARATION Cake: Preheat the oven to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). Grease and flour a 9x5 inch loaf pan. Combine the milk and lavender in a small saucepan over medium heat. Heat to a simmer, then remove from heat, and allow to cool slightly. In a medium bowl, cream together the butter and sugar until smooth. Beat in the egg until the mixture is light and fluffy. Combine the flour, baking powder, and salt; stir into the creamed mixture alternately with the milk and lavender until just blended. Pour into the prepared pan. Bake for 50 minutes in the preheated oven, or until a wooden pick inserted into the crown of the loaf comes out clean. Cool in the pan on a wire rack.