I am crying you guys

It’s been said before but if public libraries weren’t a fact of society and were proposed today they would be roundly rejected as pie in the sky communism

heteronormativity is when the parent trap (1998) made halle’s obviously lesbian nanny have a forced romance plot with annie’s obviously gay butler

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

I tried to scroll past I really did

beautiful set up, perfect follow-through. great teamwork everyone

*scampers through the wreckage, stacking frozen pizzas in my arms like a goblin*

me: *to my grandchildren* this roomba is a priceless artifact of our family. our heirloomba.

people unfollowed me because of this post

good

I don’t even freaking know where exactly this is… this spot is never shown anywhere. (I’m German) Yet I could lead you to the Holocaust memorial without any problems if you asked me to. I’m not saying everything is fine in Germany, hell, it’s not, yet we did get some things right. And this is one of them. Our past is shameful and noone in the government pretends otherwise. Noone would ever build memorials for the people who were responsible for our disgusting past. 

i just fuckinf noticed they switched the d and the s’s places what the…fuck?

its because the d stands for down and the s stands for sideways…. this is clearly how it was meant to be all along

W for “wupwards”

a is for “am going left”

This…

Wow this is a masterpiece

They’re going to try and kill him.

He’s probably already dead

BOOOOOST THIS

YOOOOO

Nigerians are about to save the world

Governments are gonna kill this guy.

his name is Maduike Ezeibe, a professor at the Michael Okpara University of Agriculture Umudike, Abia State. this is huge

The world won’t get serious about this unless a post goes viral and that’s sad af You rather talk about a vine video or popular culture ok that’s fine and all but there’s a cure for HIV/Aids and america is lying There is a cure for HIV/Aids and no one will spread the news for those who are diagnosed with it, so that THE WORLD COULD WAKE TF UP There is hope for those who have been diagnosed with a disease that may have given them 20 or so years to live For the first time in the history of the world there’s is a possible preventative cure for one of the most deadliest viral diseases

*straight man voice* you want me to EAT my ice cream with a PINK spoon???? you might as well shove TEN COCKS right up my ASS