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1970s Jet Beauties of the Week

Theresa Legg (October 1, 1970)

LaVerne Hall (December 3, 1970)

Beverly Chadwick (November 18, 1971)

Janice Ross (December 10, 1971)

Stella Hicks (June 8, 1972)

Bernice Taylor (April 26, 1973)

Ruby Lewis (January 9, 1975)

Ming Toi Johnson (November 3, 1977)

Linda Heath (June 1, 1978)

Sesame Seeds

Cranberry

Pineapple

Peanut

Cashew

Pistachio

Brussel Sprouts

Cacao

Vanilla

Saffron

Kiwi

Pomegranate

Peanuts-you-eat grow underground, but they are NOT part of the peanut plant’s roots. Peanut plants are ambitious little fuckers and plant their seeds themselves. They flower like any perfectly reasonable legume, but once the flowers have been pollinated the plants do something called “pegging” (no really), in which they drill the stems where the flowers used to be into the ground. And that’s where the peanuts you eat form. Like so:

“No Batteries Needed, Just Add seeds To Activate Them!!“ 

I left after a couple months, I stayed just long enough to see that they explicitly believe women are inferior to men, and of course, that homosexuality is a sin on par with murder.

The whole missionary door to door thing is NOT how Jehovah's Witnesses recruit. That is how they convince their members that the world is out to get them. One of the first things they teach is that Jesus requires you to try to convert non Christians to the faith. (They say non Christian but mean non JW.)

Then they say, "look how people treat us, just for the crime of wanting to save their soul"

They have long time church members tutor the incoming members to smooth the process over. They're trained to smooth away any doubts you may have about the church.