i am the liquor

bitches go crazy for pathetic middle aged men

we have got to start putting gargoyles on buildings again

it’s crazy how many ppl fail the “don’t get made fun of for having weird opinions abt rap music” challenge by offering a long unsolicited speech abt why they personally don’t listen to rap music. babygirl just do not say anything on this topic it’s fine. even if you think you have somehow correct opinions about not listening to rap. you can just silently think them and not share them. <3

if i have to read one more post from a random white person explaining that they can’t listen to rap music because biggie smalls somehow played an integral role in their childhood trauma or they have an auditory processing disorder that makes them unable to hear the words “bitches” and “hoes” im actually gonna lose it Nobody Caressssssssssss nobody is showing up to your house to check your spotify listening history it’s fine you’re safe!!! your explanation for why mingyu from seventeen is the only rapper you can listen to for xyz completely justifiable and very real reason can stay in your head!!!!!!! the world does not have to know

What if we made John Carpenter's the thing but the thing is always a Muppet no matter what form it takes