Dragonflies and Monstahs

how is this a universal experience?

Meeee

Working in retail is wild, people just tell me things about their personal life and I just stand there. I don’t know how to respond to “my kid just died” or “I’m getting a divorce” like that’s sucks… $13.48 is your total.

Lacroix tastes like someone is sitting next to you thinking really hard about a piece of fruit

Cola addicts actually think like this, imagine having taste buds so fried and oversaturated you can’t enjoy La Croix, must be like the food eating equivalent of being a BDSM freak who can’t get off without five dudes and a car battery

imagine having such a superity complex over drinking carbonated water that you compare soda to bdsm

imagine enjoying a la croix

imagine being able to get off without five dudes and a car battery

imagine being able to get off

Are any of you guys alright

what the hell

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

I hate to rain on the parade during pride month, but it’s always good to remember what we’re fighting for. His name was Gabriel Fernandez.

Rest in power little man

I couldn’t have understood this before I had a child. But as the mother of a son, how the fuck do you live with yourself?