The Past Is Only the Future With the Lights On

#Tommyboy references. #chrisfarley #lulz #nyc

Is #hansolo in carbonite welcoming me into the bathroom or is it a sign to stay away? #starwars (at American Cheez)

I can't keep 'em, but I'll feed 'em. #catsofinstagram

When your #uber driver ignores the fact that you have headphones in and decides to share too much. #uberdriver @uber

"Dad, the shit you watch puts me to sleep." #itwasscreambtw #keanu #catdad #catsofinstagram #cats

"Yeah. We bad." #banksy #keanu #catdad #catsofinstagram

Practicing floating for the oncoming flood. #it #youllfloattoo #🎈 (at Premiere Cinema 14 at Fashion Square Mall)

#banksy and #keanu sharing in a #cat nap. #catsofinstagram #catdad

Took 20 years but I finally got to meet @chrisjerichofozzy tonight! Check that one off the bucket list! (at Barnes & Noble)

The cats in the bag! #catdad #catsofinstagram #banksy