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survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

this had better not alter the Numbers in my bank account

by Talos this can't be happening

My week long (don’t over complicate it) mini game project (nice and simple) that I was working on during vacation (keep it easy) has suddenly grown very complicated and long (fuck) as we all should have expected (shit)

I feel like with every marvel movie now they introduce a midichlorian level detail that either makes no sense when put with everything else or eventually gets forgotten or retconned

Racing stripes

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip

They (partly) caught Ross Ulbritch of deep web drug market Silk Road fame because they slightly suspected it was him then noticed on all his YouTube comments he’d say “yea” in stead of yes or yeah and the creator of silk did the same

I’m going to besmirch someone’s good name in a Taco Bell

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