mischief managed

horses can’t fall over

is that so? *puts a banana peel in front of a horse* 

Bold of you to assume Doug Judy isn’t Loki

emperor kuzco was clearly gay

hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ain’t got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when he’s rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit

i’m trapped in your attic

listen im not intrested

They may be called One Direction, but they’re actually smooth in ALL directions.

OP you didn't have to set yourself up like this you could have just posted the meme

Thank you for the meme template, OP.

i know he ate a cheese

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

Wait what.

Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid

"Tumblr users who weren't here before the porn ban..." bro we were all here before the porn ban. No one new has joined.