Leah

Did you need something?

You’re the girl that’s always drunk, right? Just wondering if you have any with you now. 

Sure, I mean, each scar always has a story behind it, right? Sometimes it’s a nice ice breaker. 

Some dude gruesomely scraped his knee today. I can’t wait to see the gnarly scar he’s gonna get.

You um.. have a thing for scars?

Settle down, I’m kidding. Or am I? Guess you won’t really know until you’re behind bars. 

I don’t know whether to run.

Oh.. this is bad. Can you go to jail for sitting on someone?

You know, now that you mention it, I do think I can hear sirens off in the distance. 

“You want to come with? I’m going to warn you, it’s an hour drive.”

“If I pretend I’m enjoying myself, does this fill my quota for social interaction for the rest of the year? I’ll just skip the holidays and go straight into spring if I can.”

I think it counts? But um.. you’re having that terrible of a time?

Yeah totally. Think you might have crushed her. Way to go. 

Oh.. this is bad. Can you go to jail for sitting on someone?

Maybe? I mean, I might just be good at noticing. Besides, if everyone else is drunk, I doubt anyone would care or remember.

That’s such a relief. I don’t remember being this.. not drunk before.

Where is the fun in that? I’ll give you a hint though. She’s closer than you think. Like really close. You’re super warm right now. 

I wouldn’t joke about that? But I’m sure it’s not.. um uncommon for someone to not have had it? I guess I don’t.

You need to put one in your mouth right now. Your life is going to be changed forever.

And that one drunk girl who will undoubtedly end up losing all her clothes by the end of the night has made their appearance. That was faster than I thought. 

I’m perfectly sober.. but when did you get a twin?

You’re such a wreck. Honestly, how’d you get that messed up that quickly, babe?