It's Kelly, Bitch

Doesn’t mean you’re good at it.

I am good at it, but I see no need to argue with you about this with you, so have a good day.

Are you forgetting I don’t give two shits? You don’t scare me, and your attempts to try to is pathetic. 

Really, cause I'm also trained in martial arts, and I don't think there is anything pathetic bout that

Doesn’t mean I’m not strong enough to take you.

Are you forgetting I own a gun?

And you’d be doing everyone a favor if you shut your mouth.

God I'm so scared! Some wimpy twig is threatening me.

Every time I’ve tried to order a coffee they ask my name. Of course, I say Hans. Then they all assume I’m joking and begin to sing. Then they ask for my real name. I hate this place.

You could just tell them a fake name, like Reginald.