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And all I see is stubborn, self absorbed, piece of shit, and of course next to it a beautiful brunette.

So you're hallucinating that you have a twin?

Is this because your name is Hans from Frozen?

My name is not Hans from Frozen. It is Hans as in a German name.

Oh yes Block. You’re not getting out of this one.

Block. I could go by that. But still, no.

Please go look in a mirror blue eyes.

All I see is a hot ass man.

FIne then.I’m still gonna make you sing.

It makes perfect sense. But Christoffer is so boring and very much harder to spell than Hans.

Exactly why you should have it. ut if you don’t want it then fine. Go for something more Scandinavian. Like Adam.

That makes no sense whatsoever. I could just stick to something simple like my middle name, Christoffer.

Rodrigo. Yes that’s the one.

I don't look like a Rodrigo.

There’s nothing more that I like than seeing you in pain

You're weird as fuck.

Whenever I get asked what my name is for coffee I get asked where Ezra is. So dude, I sort of feel you.

Who the fuck is Ezra?

Wait - you hate something? I’d never had guessed.

Sorry Princess, the only thing that sucks around here are the people who suck my dick.

Well go to Starbucks then. I know your name so I won’t ask for it. Or maybe I will. Just so I can hear you sing. But of course.. there’s a few days until we’re back on the boat. SO you’re just gonna have to deal with it.

Except for the fact that the ship is more then ten miles away. I'm giving myself a new name.

You’re really not all that hot.

Okay well fine. Like what? Anything except money.

Get creative.