it's only right

“god if looks could kill cal, i’d be on the floor right now.”

“that’s kind of the point.”

“i swear my life has turned into grey’s anatomy i go right from my shift at the hospital to the bar although it’s usually not to have a drink.”

“sounds like great fun.”

“I feel like I need an intervention, I have eaten SO much candy already and Halloween isn’t for another week.”

“i think - maybe not buying more candy would help.”

It’s really not that bad. 

“it doesn’t sound like it.”

It’s a video game. you play as either a crew member or imposter. and if you’re the crew member you have tasks to do, and the imposter goes around killing people. and when a dead body is found you talk about it and vote out someone. you either win by all the crew members finishing the tasks, or as the imposter killing more people then who can vote you out.

“that sounds insanely complicated.”

I’ve been playing a lot of among us, and its very clear, i’m the worst liar in my friend group. they always suspect me even when i’m innocent. 

“what even is that?”

Shut up, dick. But excuse me I was gone for ten months thank you that was almost a year over seas and three months in states training.  So yes things have changed even in a year little brother. 

“settle the fuck down. you really think they flipped the whole damn town upside-down when you left? everything is literally the same.”

After being gone for many months. I sometimes forget what it’s like be at home and be a normal guy. Like what’s going on around here? What did I miss?  Like what’s the hip food and things to do fill me in. 

“i don’t think you could ever be normal. you’re too dumb for that. nothings going on, and pretty much everything is the same. it’s not like you were gone for years, dude.”

“Tomorrow is my favorite event, listening to my dad rant about how he should have sent us to private school because of the amount he has to spend on school clothes.”

“you can’t just wear the same clothes? why do you need new ones?”

“oh fuck off, you don’t know my fucking life.”

“funny shit, say it to my face next time.”

“If we go out because a bunch of dogs smother us in our sleep.. Then that’s how we’re meant to. He knew I was nuts when he initiated this relationship.”

“damn, that’s dark, but ‘ight. i get you. he’s fuckin’ nuts, too, so i guess it works, eh?”

“Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds. In conclusion.. Don’t fuck with me. It’s me. I cry when I’m mad and I’ve been mad a lot lately.“

“so you’ve been crying and stabbing people a lot?”

“There comes a time in every relationship when you realize there’s too much love for two – people. And, when that happens you know in your heart that the only solution is to make your family a little bigger. Long story short, I’ve been looking at the listings at the animal shelter and I want to adopt them all. Sebastian’s gonna kill me.”

“- sounds like a dangerous game you’re playing.”