chaos incarnate

“shit tier ugly ass elf” is Up There in terms of internet phrases that make me laugh every time i remember them

People keep tagging this as educational and I don't know what to do or think about that.

Glossary of Terms

I don’t know if I should be amused or distressed by the realization that someday this post will probably be useful to linguists.

i'm a bitch, i'm a lover, i'm a rat in the gutter

Statement of Elias Bouchard regarding a strange slug like creature of flesh gazing at the panopticon. Johnathan Sims recording... After some follow up research I, and many others, theorize this slug is homophobic and possibly gay.

I can’t believe they made New York the new USA capital and no one fucking realized

WHAT

Yeah it’s true

You tagged this as gaslighting

That’s not true

New York doesn’t exist

What? What ?? What ???

WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK

At this point I'm starting to think it's just an internet ARG where people collectively make shit up to fuck with us

hey notajerusalemcricket, i need you to understand that at one point tumblr DID actually fake a whole children's television show using the Squiddles from homestuck so... the opposite of your reblog has already happened

hm ?

Homestuck is the demonic ghost Haunting the old decrepit House of Tumblr, and new tumblrites are the unsuspecting buyers who thought the house was "quaint" and "full of charm" and never questioned why it was dirt cheap