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And since some people are into scat, eating in public is akin to sex in public! NO ONE IS SPARED

my art may never be as good as i want it to be, but i have hands and a pencil and i will make that everyone else’s problem

👆 excellent art and writing advice to live by

the only art and writing advice to live by

“Oh, your song slaps? That’s cute. This one amputates.”

if i had my soul it’d escaped at this

Opposite of the original song, no contagious dancing, only paralyzing fear.

dragged this mp3 file out of a fuckin swamp

i expected to get fucking rickrolled. this is worse.

Look, I don’t know if there’s such a thing as the opposite of an ASMR video, but this EXTREMELY CURSED OBJECT is it, I was curled into a ball wracked by horrified shivers.

stopped it 20 seconds in, my bones felt as if they were rotting from within

Magnificently unwholesome. Like the bubbling of the damned.

you’ve seen the things about what la croix tastes like, this is what la croix feels like

My fucking God what even is Tumblr

Lacroix tastes like someone is sitting next to you thinking really hard about a piece of fruit

Cola addicts actually think like this, imagine having taste buds so fried and oversaturated you can’t enjoy La Croix, must be like the food eating equivalent of being a BDSM freak who can’t get off without five dudes and a car battery

imagine having such a superity complex over drinking carbonated water that you compare soda to bdsm

imagine enjoying a la croix

imagine being able to get off without five dudes and a car battery

Save the bees or I’ll break your knees

Stop deforestation or I’ll conquer your nation

Stop pollution or I’ll start a revolution

Recycle your trash or I’ll turn you to ash

Respect the earth or I’ll undo your birth

Help Australia or I’ll impale ya