Running late because you had to doodoo is self care

Holding it in til you get to work to doodoo on the clock is fiscal responsibility

everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it

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this fish is dog

I can’t wait to be married and wear my wedding ring all the time and tell everyone I’m married like it’s a personality trait

hotboxing the entire dark brotherhood sanctuary

so january is almost over huh? what’s next? february? give me a break

Garlic is so iconic

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

I still don't know what I'm wearing to the living room New Years Eve... I might not even go.