Doug the Pug

"Thinking about life" -Doug

The pug version of @harrystyles

"Of course my body wakes me up early on the weekend" -Doug

"Netflix, party of one" -Doug

"Ate your pizza, I have" -Doug

"U used to call me on my cell phone" -Doug

"Sweating out the toxins" -Doug

"Getting out of the shower on a Monday morning feels a lot like torture" -Doug

Going home for the holidays: expectations vs reality

"My first thought when I wake up is how to get food without leaving my bed" -Doug

“When someone eats in front of u and ur starving” -Doug

"Shoutout to beanies for saving all of my bad hair days" -Doug

"Are u SURE u just don't want to stay in tonight?" -Doug

"If it's raining u can't expect me to make plans" -Doug (at Madison Square Garden)

"Is it turkey time yet?" -Doug

"Smile ur beautiful" -Doug

"I live in a blanket burrito" -Doug