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Can anyone recommend some entry level behaviours? Thinking of getting into being

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

how do you explain to people that spending all your pre-adolescence and adolescent years in such deep depression you didn't expect to make it past 19 and somehow making it to 30 changes your worldview. like i don't need any aspirations, i'm just vibing with my iced coffee that brings me actual joy and contentment. might chuckle at a funny post later. life's simple. it's good

fear not: you can also “attack” your friends even outside of art fight, so if you miss the chance to before august 2nd you can always get them after with no repercussions. No crime will be committed either way and its actually fine to draw art for others at any other time of the year

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch