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if i look back, i am lost
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trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes
we're not kids anymore.
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You didn’t set boundaries. As a friend, you can lift a heavy object but you can’t drive her to the airport. You can hold the elevator, but only if you see her running down the hallway saying “Hey man, please hold the elevator?” No picnics, no mini muffins, and NEVER Adele.
“Which order should you watch the films?”
I love how in the Big Bang Theory promo pictures everyone is all well-dressed and elegant
but in reality its just tshirts
And sometimes this
ive been waiting for this post to appear on my dash goodness gracious
Víte, že se blíží vánoce, když zapnete televizi, a první, co se ozve, je: “A tatí, bude mít ty velký zahnutý zuby nahoru?”

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Who do Europeans joke about most?
Favorite Bloopers. (42/?)
Season 9: Jim & Mayim. “It’s still a couple of hours until my bedtime”

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Favourite idioms
Some of you may have already seen this post, originally made by enqueteur and additions by acelaurens and swagalodon. I decided to add the Czech originals and post it on my blog, too, because these are one of the funniest idioms you may come across in our silly little country. Please enjoy it once again!
Favourite Czech idioms translated literally into English:
Gather your five plums and leave! (take all your stuff and get out!)
Seber si svých pět švestek a vypadni!
To have nerves in a bucket (to be mentally drained and stressed)
Mít nervy v kýblu
To receive lentil/soda (to get told off)
Dostat čočku/sodu
That is a back bucket to me (I don’t care)
To je mi putna
Mushrooms with vinegar (nothing)
Houby s octem
Like a tiny moon on dung (very happy)
Jako měsíček na hnoji
Once a Hungarian year (in very long intervals)
Jednou za uherský rok
Bear service (to cause damage with originally good intentions)
Medvědí služba
Two asses of sth (lots of sth)
Dvě prdele něčeho
To get drunk with a bread roll (to be satisfied easily)*
Nechat se opít rohlíkem
Cucumber season (dull season without any news)
Okurková sezona
it crawls from you like from a hairy blanket (you speak slowly)
Leze to z tebe jak z chlupaté deky
still better than poking the eye with a wire (it could be worse)
Pořád lepší než drátem do oka
did you shit yourself in the cinema? (are you kidding me?)
Posral ses v kině?
to walk around hot porridge (to beat around the bush)
Chodit kolem horké kaše
it’s splashing on his lighthouse (he’s stupid)
Šplouchá mu na maják
shit out your eye/go to ass (go to hell)
Vyser si oko/jdi do prdele
to burn down someone’s pond (to crush someone’s plans, take away their advantage)
Vypálit někomu rybník
how are your rabbits stomping? (how are you?)
Jak ti dupou králíci?
did your bees fly away? (a question you ask someone who is clearly feeling down to find out why)
Ulítly ti včely?
to march like geese (to walk in a straight line one after another)
Pochodovat jako husy
i swear on my soul, on dog’s ears and on cat’s conscience (trying to convince someone to believe you)
Přísahám. Na mou duši, na psí uši, na kočičí svědomí.
cheeks like spelling-books (puffy red cheeks)
Tváře jako slabikáře
to look like a wet chicken (to look like shit)
Vypadat jako zmoklá slepice
*I would say that it means ‘to get fooled easily’.
we’ve got to let go of all of our g h o s t s
GIRL POWER
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The "I can't even tell if I'm joking anymore" squad
Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, SAGITTARIUS, Aquarius
Brno, Czech Republic. Old Town Hall. Legend has it that the top tower of the middle spire was purposely made crooked because the government didn’t pay the artist, and the artist said that it will be straight when the government stops being corrupt.

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The Dancing House, Prague (by Alberto Blasi)
Leonardo DiCaprio getting his Oscar engraved and making a Leo joke™ (x)