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Favorite Bloopers. (42/?)

Some of you may have already seen this post, originally made by  enqueteur and additions by acelaurens and  swagalodon. I decided to add the Czech originals and post it on my blog, too, because these are one of the funniest idioms you may come across in our silly little country. Please enjoy it once again!

Favourite Czech idioms translated literally into English:

Gather your five plums and leave! (take all your stuff and get out!)

Seber si svých pět švestek a vypadni!

To have nerves in a bucket (to be mentally drained and stressed)

Mít nervy v kýblu

To receive lentil/soda (to get told off)

Dostat čočku/sodu

That is a back bucket to me (I don’t care)

To je mi putna

Mushrooms with vinegar (nothing)

Houby s octem

Like a tiny moon on dung (very happy)

Jako měsíček na hnoji

Once a Hungarian year (in very long intervals)

Jednou za uherský rok

Bear service (to cause damage with originally good intentions)

Medvědí služba

Two asses of sth (lots of sth)

Dvě prdele něčeho

To get drunk with a bread roll (to be satisfied easily)*

Nechat se opít rohlíkem

Cucumber season (dull season without any news)

Okurková sezona

it crawls from you like from a hairy blanket (you speak slowly)

Leze to z tebe jak z chlupaté deky

still better than poking the eye with a wire (it could be worse)

Pořád lepší než drátem do oka

did you shit yourself in the cinema? (are you kidding me?)

Posral ses v kině?

to walk around hot porridge (to beat around the bush)

Chodit kolem horké kaše

it’s splashing on his lighthouse (he’s stupid)

Šplouchá mu na maják

shit out your eye/go to ass (go to hell)

Vyser si oko/jdi do prdele

to burn down someone’s pond (to crush someone’s plans, take away their advantage)

Vypálit někomu rybník

how are your rabbits stomping? (how are you?)

Jak ti dupou králíci?

did your bees fly away? (a question you ask someone who is clearly feeling down to find out why)

Ulítly ti včely?

to march like geese (to walk in a straight line one after another)

Pochodovat jako husy

i swear on my soul, on dog’s ears and on cat’s conscience (trying to convince someone to believe you)

Přísahám. Na mou duši, na psí uši, na kočičí svědomí. 

cheeks like spelling-books (puffy red cheeks)

Tváře jako slabikáře

to look like a wet chicken (to look like shit)

Vypadat jako zmoklá slepice