Envy and jealousy invading my mind.

That awkward moment when your washing machine goes out and you have to go to a laundromat.

How is that an awkward moment? 

Screaming kids. Other kids asking to play on your phone. Parents that don't do anything about their annoying kids. Seriously, try it one day and you'll find out how awkward and annoying it is.

That awkward moment when your washing machine goes out and you have to go to a laundromat.

I’ve never done that in my life. I simply fix it with magic. Easy.

Lucky. I don't have magical powers to fix it. Next time I'll call you. Screaming kids isn't exactly fun.

I think it’s kind of pointless to wonder about that. Being human would suck so bad. I can’t imagine myself as a human.

I can’t really imagine it either, but it’s still nice to think of the what ifs.

Not really. The humans don't know what they're missing.

For fucks sake, woman! Stop yelling! It’s just a tiny little snake. It’s more scared of you than you are of it. Damn. [opens the closet door and finds the snake huddled in the corner] it’s not even poisonous. [picks up the snake and walks back out holding it up in front of Ames] See? It’s cute.

[squeals] Ew, ew, ew! Just get it away. You can have it!

Shut up with the squealing! You're scaring it. [pets the snakes head and holds it against her chest] You're such a baby. It's not like it can hurt you.

I think it’s just you. Why would you want to be human when you have all this extra strength and agility and everything? Would you really give all that up to be human?

I never said that, I was just wondering.

I think it's kind of pointless to wonder about that. Being human would suck so bad. I can't imagine myself as a human.

Where is it? And what color? If it’s poisonous, you can keep it. I’m not up for dying. Knowing Dite, it’s probably poisonous.

In my closet! I don’t know?! Greenish? I don’t know if it’s poisonous. You think it’s poisonous. I’m going to die. God damn, my crazy sister! 

For fucks sake, woman! Stop yelling! It's just a tiny little snake. It's more scared of you than you are of it. Damn. [opens the closet door and finds the snake huddled in the corner] it's not even poisonous. [picks up the snake and walks back out holding it up in front of Ames] See? It's cute.

I think it's just you. Why would you want to be human when you have all this extra strength and agility and everything? Would you really give all that up to be human?

They’re not creepy! They’re chill as fuck. They just curl around your hand and sleep. Have you ever watched one eat before? Sooo awesome!

Like I said, if you like it so much, you can have it. You just need to come pick it up. Um.. no, and I don’t want to. Thank you. 

Where is it? And what color? If it's poisonous, you can keep it. I'm not up for dying. Knowing Dite, it's probably poisonous.

That’s worse than being sick? I don’t see how. Snakes are awesome. I used to have one when I was little.

Yes! Because it’s huge and slimy and creepy and I think it’s trying to bite me!? Why am I not surprised? If you like them so much, take it! I’ll give it to you!

They're not creepy! They're chill as fuck. They just curl around your hand and sleep. Have you ever watched one eat before? Sooo awesome!

Being sick is seriously the worst thing ever.

I don’t know.. I found a snake in my closet. That wasn’t so great. 

That's worse than being sick? I don't see how. Snakes are awesome. I used to have one when I was little.

I don't know. I think you've got a little dark in you and I'm going to play on that. And nothing is going on with me and Blaze. He's my friend. Simple as that. What happened was just drunk fun.

It is useless, but apparently without it, I’ll never be able to get a good job and blah blah blah. This society seriously sucks.

It’s how life works, you never know you might need it eventually. 

Nope. I'm gonna be a lawyer. Pretty sure I don't need science or algebra for that.

And that’s why I hate them. Cal’s still sleeping and everyone else is all lazy and I’m ready to have some fun before school starts.

I don’t know. I think they’re cool. Well I’m sure not everyone is sleeping…

They're either sleeping all day or being lazy fucks. You're like the only one that isn't being lazy. What time did you even wake up??

I never said anything about businesses. Just school. It’s basically pointless anyways. I’m never going to need to know the square root of pi or that a-3a equals. It’s stupid.

You insinuated it by saying you want the weekend to last six days. I swear I’ve had this conversation before, if you don’t like it so much. Then just drop out. You think it’s pointless and that you’ll never use it, then what’s the point? 

It is useless, but apparently without it, I'll never be able to get a good job and blah blah blah. This society seriously sucks.

Well, someone needs to remove Sunday from the calendar. Everyone’s always so boring on Sundays.

And that's why I hate them. Cal's still sleeping and everyone else is all lazy and I'm ready to have some fun before school starts.