splatooners!!!!!!

Your mamas so squeak shes either a leather shoe or the bad door or a mouse

*aims my rifle in the direction its pointing and fires into the tall grass*

I used to watch MMDs of Chrollo dancing and I'd be like Chrollo dance for me. And some people say that i'm "Blorboing" him, but I think he'd do it for me. Like he'd probably think he's tricking me and as he like gets on all fours and goes face down ass up in the middle of his routine he thinks "That's right...Go ahead and look at me. All sultry, so exposed. You will fall into my trap...The spider has you in it's web. This is venom that strikes deep within your veins." And the whole time I was planning to shoot myself in my basement that night because I finally got what I was looking for in life so I kinda one up him on that and then when I died he like makes me alive again so I can be his pretty choreographer that makes him dance And also I'll be german too a Dutch choregrapher and be like Láttu dansinn grípa þig. Vefðu vefinn þinn, könguló. This would be a beautiful life. Bellissima, as my German ass would say.

why is kirby facing away from us

was it something i said

fuck its Already like 100 am

im imagining the DJ like joyfully bouncing around and they have a button that makes the coin sound and theyre pressing it a bunch of times randomly and they dont even notice anyone leaving until the last persons gone and they get all sad and put their headphones over one ear and cleanly transition it to the game over sound