me

The bean thief

greem beam

40′s slapstick act where a clown creampies someone

Considering who I’ve dated in the past, I’ve been creampied by plenty of clowns already

I’m going to crowdfund my foreskin restoration surgery

Tell Me A Joke

why dont big cats like to play poker horace.

Why

Tell Me Why Right Now

h-horace i already told you in another reblog, its because theres too many cheetahs

In Another What

Where Am I

my dick is malleable, it can be shaped into any form i desire, and with the magic of stop motion technology, i have crudely recreated every wallace and gromit movie using nothing but my plasticine dick. recently, my dick has dried up, and is now permanently shaped like the steamroller from bob the builder