omg hiiiiiii

my erotic fanfiction is more historically accurate than yours. here it claims that shes moaning 'yes,' however classical latin didn't have a word that corresponds to Modern English 'yes,' i.e. an affirmative answer to an interrogative. You could have easily avoided this glaring implausibility by allowing her to moan plus, 'more'—as exemplified in my critically acclaimed fic with an unprecedented number of kudos (eleven). I recommend that you log out of AO3 and return only after acquiring satisfactory knowledge of the subject matter.

one of the best things about pjotv percy going so hard with the yearning is that he is still in fact actually deeply oblivious to the nature of his feelings so even absolutely unhinged shit like "i'd burn down olympus for you" is genuinely him just Having A Real Normal One With His Good Friend Annabeth

sometimes people think I am on Mad At Them Island, when in fact I am far more often paddling around in the waters of Slightly Annoyed With Their Recent Behavior Bay, or perhaps on the beautiful Peninsula of Get Well Soon But I Will Not Be Engaging With All Of That

i have to reblog this again because i go insane when people act like the problem with her is "its cringe for adults to like kids media" or like "the books sucked anyways" like those are completely irrelevant and try to shift the blame and focus from the active harm. even the fact the books also have bioessentialism and antisemitism is a whole different conversation

Another top 10 Annabeth Chase moments: in TLO when she plans out the perfect moment to confess her feelings to Percy. She casually lures him to the Athena cabin by suggesting they do their chores together and gets her siblings to leave the moment they arrive (Malcolm best wingman). It is perfect. They are finally alone. He has been reminded of the strength of their connection through seeing Silena lose Beckendorf. She is starting her speech. And then the little goblin gets nervous and asks how is her strenuous relationship with her father going. She accepts the new topic and never tries anything like that ever again. 10/10 no notes

YOU ARE A COWARD PERCY JACKSON

I DID NOT CLOCK THAT FIRST ONE AT ALL. PERCY, WHY DID YOU NEVER DISCUSS THIS IN YOUR INNER VOICE

alone in the forest

the lion concerns himself with everything

The lion is NOT sleeping tonight

Percy taking longer to decide to use the fleece on himself then he did Annabeth is so fucking funny to me.

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize