Alan Fox

Hey @subway your boy is sitting on a G worth of subway points plus I write #throughthesneezeguard haiku poems. How long till I get this Happy Gilmore-esque endorsement deal???

In a city of interesting subway ads, I think I found the winner...

Had to pour one out for the GOAT...

Why NASA play these astronauts and make them hold mini rockets in their yearbook photos though?...

Tonight. 7:30. 154 West 29th. Watch The Biebs go political, undedicated doctors, and the first historical record of tea bagging....now aren't you curious?

Through the Sneeze Guard: Weekend Edition #throughthesneezeguard #sundayfunday #subway #eatfresh #poetry #haiku

Through the Sneeze Guard #subway #eatfresh #throughthesneezeguard #lowcarblifestyle #poetry

Special Edition National Sandwich Day Through the Sneeze Guard... #throughthesneezeguard #haiku #nationalsandwichday #poetry #buyonegetonefree #itsalanfox #subway #eatfresh

Through The Sneeze Guard: The Franchise Strikes Back #throughthesneezeguard #subway #processedmeat #pizza #haiku #poetry #alanfox

New life goal is one day to be able to hit that Ginobli with my left hand dog like whooo...

Melancholy Prince Presents: behind the scenes Christmas melancholy

When you bank with #SEFCU even rain can't keep you from smiling ... Many thanks to everyone at Working Pictures and @bellaagency

new king of the waves...

Tomorrow 9:30pm. The Tank Theater 151 West 46th ... Yoga, Pirates, and an attempt to be Metta... Come one, come all...

Moms advice when she found out me and Donald Trump have jury duty tomorrow...

The fact this is going to out perform Fantastic Four is fantastic